By heartsick - United States
Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML
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  JHandAC  |  4

72- Yeah, but you need to think about who raised us. They set up and began, along with their parents *our grandparents*, a lifetime of issues and worldwide problems. It's not fair to blame it all on our generation when we've practically been set up to our lifestyle from the start :/ I DO think we should clean up our acts though, but we need to think about we said we could have messy ones in the first place.

Honestly, my mom is a raging bitch and I love her for it. All parents should be *evil*, the rulers of their kids so to speak. Parents shouldn't be *our friends*, they're there to set guidelines and rules for us to follow to prepare us for life.

Some people parents just weren't like that. I'm glad my mom is the way she is, or I'd want to stay home forever and probably sit on the couch and get fat, but I don't want to stay home. I want to do something with my life, unlike some other Americans who give us a bad name.

WOW, way of topic... Did you get the general idea, though?

  nalia18  |  8

Actually op would probubly die with booze sooo... Either way youra dead person who doesnt know how to use sarcasm... Its not funny if you have to explain it....

I dont hate our generation... We have a whole line of comedians like tanya hardy :)
And when i say like tanya hardy i mean we screw up our lives and then make jokes bout it


Get over yourself OP, ive had severe acid reflux for 2 years, nobe of the things listed above, plus no citrus, whole milk/cream, caffine or coffee, fried things, and things with a high fat content! And Im living fine!

  ohxdamnxkay02  |  12

wow. id rather be drunk than to see all you people lecture on how other people live their lives and how they were raised. like i said i was just kidding! so i don't know why people act so uptight and take everything so serious. nobody is perfect (:

  primadonna9396  |  16

Umm... Anyone who remembers the 80s (Milli Vanilli, pink spandex, mullets, Tony Danza, Devo, Quaaludes) can tell you your generation is no worse than ours. The only difference is that the ubiquity of camera phones makes it very easy to provide the world with a live feed of your bad decisions.

As for the OP: I kind of just live with my peptic ulcers cause I don't fond a diet of white rice and plain yogurt worth it.

  BuhxritNAYY  |  5

I hate this generation too. I'm 18 and it's gross that all of the incoming freshman to high school and everyone below just gets worse and worse. I can't wait to have kids that I can teach actual manners to, kindness, courtesy, and actually have a family instead of roomates I'd have to pay for. Meaning, I'd like to have family dinners, know whats going on in their lives, and not argue with them over dropping a spoon on the floor. Like really. I also am hoping everyone my age now does the same with their kids. We are all getting fat, lazy, and fucking assholes. It needs to be fixed.

  ikickgingers  |  15

" Ever ask a nondrinker why they don’t drink? It’s the same fucking answer every time. You go ‘why don’t you drink?’ and they go ‘well, I don’t like the taste of it.’ NOBODY DOES! No one likes the taste of it. We drink because we fucking have to! No one ever has had a shot of Tequila and said ‘OH! That’s lovely! Next time I’ll have that instead of pudding it’s so delicious!’ We drink because life’s shit and you go and do whatever you can to get through the fucking day.”
— Jim Jefferies

Yup that about sums it up.


Well, my friend and I must be really strange then because we don't even taste the vodka in most drinks.
And I've had a straight lemon vodka shot before, and liked it. (That was the bar's version of a lemon drop.) And I don't drink enough to get drunk or really feel any effects, so I'm not too drunk to taste the alcohol.

  bamagrl410  |  31

Not every American is fat or even unhealthy for that matter, so you can stfu now thanks.

  FYLDeep  |  25

Re-read #34's sentence. She's got some kind of double negation thing going on. It doesn't make any damn sense even if you do read it sarcastically.

  bamagrl410  |  31

52, you're right. I noticed that too but I figured I'd just be wasting my breath. Ah well, we all mostly got the point I guess hahaha.