By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States
The Top
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Motherly love
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Snark
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PR campaign ideas
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Passing
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By Kallian - 25/10/2012 07:08 - Australia
Kallian_fml tells us more.
I actually feel much more comfortable on my bike than in a car. When I was 15 someone crashed into the side of my mums car, right where I was sitting. The passenger seat I'd been in was completely crushed. Many of my bones were also crushed. Guess I'm just afraid of getting trapped in a car like that again.
Issues
By Badkitty14 - 09/08/2012 20:16 - Canada - Mississauga
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Hidden
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By henrylikestreats - 30/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Mayer
henrylikestreats tells us more.
All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.
By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 20:59 - Canada - Dartmouth
By FMyThroat - 18/01/2013 00:39 - Peru - Lima
Keywords
I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo