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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 17:52 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML

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By devinchi - 11/11/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally came out to my parents and admitted that I’m HIV positive. Instead of being supportive, they made me call up all of my childhood friends and tell them to get tested. Playing at the park isn’t how it transmits, Mum and Dad… FML

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By silkytaco - 17/02/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

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By jaci - 24/07/2016 15:27 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML

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By nosy ass bitch! - 30/03/2022 16:00

Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML

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By FlyingWhisps - 27/09/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML

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By sockmonkey - 01/05/2012 02:21 - United States - Corona

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/01/2013 06:09 - United States

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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By holymoly - 05/09/2012 06:12 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

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Steve95401 49

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

I hope you pass both tests.

Soninuva 41

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

It could be worse: they might have said that your results were very positive!

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Steve95401 49

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

I hope you pass both tests.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Monday 17 June 2013 23:25

I would think OP wants a negative on the STD test.

Jemm_fml 29

Monday 17 June 2013 23:36

yeaaa.. OP might wanna fail the STD one.

Sekkaichi 12

Monday 17 June 2013 23:45

@26 Try thinking positive.

crazystoner5150 9

Tuesday 18 June 2013 6:25

By passing, he means no STDs. Failing the test would mean you DO have an STD. Come on think people.

RedWingSD 6

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:18

Lol hoping for a 0% on the std

omgjustno 7

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

Well at least once you correct them they'll be happy with positive results good luck!

Rue22 16

Monday 17 June 2013 23:56

Poor grandparents. :( Its ok, they are proud of you, OP.

flashback.miss 28

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

That''s kind of cute, in a grandparents misunderstanding type of way. But, explain to them, and try to clear things up (no pun intended) with those they've told as best you can and hope for the best on your SATs. :)

vehementbitch 4

Monday 17 June 2013 23:56

Naaahhh, I think those grandparents knew what they were doing...;)

herpaderpaherp 17

Tuesday 18 June 2013 7:55

Exactly

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

Well, hopefully you'll pass!

ise3 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 5:02

You don't pass the SAT. You simply try not to fail.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Tuesday 18 June 2013 6:07

I meant the STD test, as a joke, I've taken an SAT.

ise3 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 7:05

It wasnt a very good one.

banemask 14

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

Sounds an unfortunate amount like my grandma lol

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

You're gonna get the highest score ever!!

Soninuva 41

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

It could be worse: they might have said that your results were very positive!

ise3 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 5:04

Did she... Get them all?

olpally 32

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

Ahhhh. Grandparents are forgetful. Be glad you know that you don't have an std. Good luck on your SAT! Haha. :)

HeadlessSparrow 20

Monday 17 June 2013 23:11

Good luck on your SAT test. Hope you get positive results.

Futacy 29

Monday 17 June 2013 23:13

Where I'm from, we take the AIDS test. SHIT! I meant ACT... but that too.

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