messyfamily
Australia
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Make it stop, please
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
psychobunnycutie
Narcissistic parents strike again
Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Top comments
Xquisite1 28
wow, what a screwed up family that you belong to
bluecat_fml 0
wow some relationship labyrinth
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Comments (88)
Jessi2487 0
wow haha
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
So what? It's like trading spouses/swimgers!
turtlemansam 6
"omagosh... NO WAY!" Can someone please tell me where that is from?
ifyouseekamy666 0
ahaha my friend always tells me about his coach who always hits on his (not divorced) mom so he's just a total ass to his coach it's great :P
Jessi2487 0
yeaa it good for the enviroment too... recycled husbands will keep the air nice and clean.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
"On this episode of Wife Swap..."
passionpitpanda 5
aw **** :(
sonic_boom 0
7 u are so ******* Ugly
DuckOnAStick 0
Your one to talk... don't even have a pic and your calling people ugly. Smart one!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Since when do you need a pic to call someone ugly?
zerobahamut03 2
@#31 yea! people can be ugly in the inside...on a side note i dont see what the problem is op. looks like a win win situation to me.
priscilla_28 5
Your nickname said it all...
glambert1998 0
who cares whos hot whos ugly dude with the knight photo!
_TONGAN_ 5
haha Rednecks like to keep it on the family circle rotation haha lol
Sockmonnser 0
In what situation would you be forced to listen to her conversation? Even so, I don't see why you couldn't try to block her out.
turtlemansam 6
I changed my pic. Happy?
textingfreak 0
That sucks fyl!
Xquisite1 28
wow, what a screwed up family that you belong to
bluecat_fml 0
wow some relationship labyrinth
ily1210 10
LMFAO.
Bball_boy15 3
do u have something up ur ass
screelov 0
8. are you trying to look funny in your pic? cause... ew.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
you made my day sad : /
Mclovin_95 0
haha dats mest up..lmao but it was funny
MadameJello 0
sounds like a Tyler perry movie xD
adddadancer 0
haha it really does. everything is so twisted
sprawlguard 0
Lmfao ftw
YouSuckAtLove 0
mwomp mwomp, sucks for you. i would love to see a reality series of this.
A_Khalifa 0
Not an fml. Your mom should write an fml for having an immature whiny bitch child.
YouSuckAtLove 0
touche.
patiencek 0
I live near that sign! I almost peed my pants when I drove past!
lovesteph3523 0
haha that's messed up
bravesfan112233 0
it's half the money but double the fun!