FML : Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there...

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Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By has-evil-friends - / Thursday 26 November 2009 20:30 / United Kingdom

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By TheLoneWolf87 | 4

#690179 - Friday 27 November 2009 2:31

Fosters Home for Imaginary Duechebags!

It'll be a smashing success!

By drunkenpoop | 0

#690210 - Friday 27 November 2009 2:49

why would you care what the pizza guy thinks about you? odds are, you'll never see him again.
i dont see an FML here ..

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By k43L1 | 0

#690121 - Friday 27 November 2009 1:55

haha i doubt he thought that. no worries.

By dudeitsdanny | 9

#690123 - Friday 27 November 2009 1:57

You do have imaginary friends.
I just doubt he figured it out.

By Anteezy | 7

#690145 - Friday 27 November 2009 2:10

why does he think youre greedy

By TheLoneWolf87 | 4

#690179 - Friday 27 November 2009 2:31

Fosters Home for Imaginary Duechebags!

It'll be a smashing success!

By drunkenpoop | 0

#690210 - Friday 27 November 2009 2:49

why would you care what the pizza guy thinks about you? odds are, you'll never see him again.
i dont see an FML here ..

By FMLjudge007 | 0

#690215 - Friday 27 November 2009 2:52

do you have ESP??

By yummehMOO | 0

#690254 - Friday 27 November 2009 3:39

oh boo-hoo

By trestie | 0

#690269 - Friday 27 November 2009 3:54

funny !

By lo1337a | 1

#690292 - Friday 27 November 2009 4:16

I doubt he thinks that. You seem overly paranoid.

By soadgorillaz | 0

#690314 - Friday 27 November 2009 4:35

oh yeah FYL because a guy you'll never see again thinks your weird.....

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