Miscellaneous: Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer...

By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML

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Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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By Blah - 10/10/2019 06:01

Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By woahheylex - 25/06/2011 14:21 - United States

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

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By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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Friday 27 November 2009 2:31

Fosters Home for Imaginary Duechebags! It'll be a smashing success!

drunkenpoop 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:49

why would you care what the pizza guy thinks about you? odds are, you'll never see him again. i dont see an FML here ..

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k43L1 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:55

haha i doubt he thought that. no worries.

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 27 November 2009 1:57

You do have imaginary friends. I just doubt he figured it out.

Anteezy 7

Friday 27 November 2009 2:10

why does he think youre greedy

TheLoneWolf87 4

Friday 27 November 2009 2:31

Fosters Home for Imaginary Duechebags! It'll be a smashing success!

drunkenpoop 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:49

why would you care what the pizza guy thinks about you? odds are, you'll never see him again. i dont see an FML here ..

FMLjudge007 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:52

do you have ESP??

yummehMOO 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:39

oh boo-hoo

trestie 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:54

funny !

lo1337a 1

Friday 27 November 2009 4:16

I doubt he thinks that. You seem overly paranoid.

soadgorillaz 0

Friday 27 November 2009 4:35

oh yeah FYL because a guy you'll never see again thinks your weird.....

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