Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
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Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
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ashleynonymous 0
At least you don't need a new dryer AND a new kitty. And I would suspect the smell of burning kitty hair and flesh and death would be a little worse than cat pee. F the cat's life.
isitofficial_ 0
LOL! next time just get a lock thing-a-majig for the door of your wash room. and slap your son on the buttox several times so he doesnt do it again XD
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Comments (165)
pupu031 0
Haha~lucky cat~
pattywat 0
awe pour cat :( :)
JoeNormal 0
be glad the cats ok! animals r more important than a dryer!
ps2stony 0
you damn Americans and your dryers. in my country we wash it and leave it hanging on a rack. welcome to canada.
mokey41 0
I live in Canada and we have a dryer. We have a washer too. Come in out of the bush!
mmeow 0
I'm Canadian, so you must be really old fashioned because everyone I know uses a dryer. Sometimes in the summer I hang my clothes outside, but not all the time. Don't say welcome to Canada.. I'm pretty sure you're one of the only people who doesn't own a dryer in all of North America.
CharleneW 0
I'm from Canada and like I said in a previous post.. we're not allowed to have a clothes line in our area. And the only people I know that DON'T have a dryer live in apartments and condos and they either have to go to the laundromat or the laundry room in their buildings. Both of which have dryers.
camjones97 0
read the first sentence only and almost screamed :)
Missjazzy123 6
That's absolutely ridiculous, I know plenty of people who don't own/use dryers.
firecopy 6
at least it wasn't cat doo doo
loveconverse 0
agreeing with # 2
allisoncat7 8
I agree with #2 but believe me, I had a male un-neutered cat and he peed on furniture and everything. Plastic bags too. His name was Prince and we gave him away. I still cry about him sometimes.
kerrygirl 13
just run the dryer a few times with a couple of old towels in there......maybe that will get rid of the smell......and lots of febreze!
kg124 0
wow
BadPinkKitty07 0
poor wittle kitty.
isitofficial_ 0
LOL! next time just get a lock thing-a-majig for the door of your wash room. and slap your son on the buttox several times so he doesnt do it again XD
Yulia_fml 0
slap his butt? that's the first step towards violence towards kids. A slap becomes a hit, and before you know it, your kid's mentally scarred.
redwarrior 0
don't be a ******* retard. this site is for enjoyment, if you want to argue morals then go somewhere else
alexFYL 11
#86 we don't want your life story.
mzhonesty 0
@86: Shut up, bitch. I got beat because I did stupid shit. Through those beatings, I learned how to critically think and never do that crap again if I didn't want to get hit anymore. All you stupid tricks that are screaming abuse at every attempt for a parent to discipline their child are the reason why all these kids nowadays are spoiled. I don't care what anyone says, I'll still beat my kids.
angrynegro7 16
Mentally scarred?! Please! My parents used to beat me whenever I did something stupid. Didn't like it, but it taught me that there are consequences for my actions! I once read a story in the New York post about a 17-yr old girl who put a 5 week old kitten in an oven, turned it on, and then left the kitten to die. She was a prime candidate for an ass- whipping. You want more proof that kids should get beaten when they **** up? Google "Laterian Milton" and then tell me if you're against beating kids.
ashleynonymous 0
At least you don't need a new dryer AND a new kitty. And I would suspect the smell of burning kitty hair and flesh and death would be a little worse than cat pee. F the cat's life.
chrisbeaudoin 26
Today, one of my owners put me in the dryer and left me there all night. FML
Twi_lover_EC 6
I think I saw putty cat in the dryer! I did I did see a putty cat in the dryer!
voveraite 7
"putty tat". There, fixed it for you :P OP, getting a new drier is bad enough, but: 1. be happy kitty is still there 2. your son has issues you may want to check
pipp360 0
time to start controlling ur child...
cutie467 0
SICK!
mini1 0
Win.