ouch now thats major grass burn ;-)

Hero.

YDI for slipping, bitch.

shut up it's not her fault

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what's up with these boyfriend FMLs? they're getting kinda old now.

Yeah, far too many and all the same kinda. Yes your boyfriend is a douche and it won't be long before you find a new one and forget all about him, I know you think it's unbelieveable right now but trust me it will happen and you won't believe how you once thought your life was completely fucked over something like this.

I can't help but laugh at this FML...

Grass is such a pain in the ass.
I hope he had a blast,
'cause now you're in a cast.

Epic Win.

This wouldnt happen if you had tivo

uh...are u sure it wasn't really a commercial about ass?

Who knows #8 who knows.

Uhh, no, I believe the OP means she fell down an entire flight of stairs, not just the last 3 stairs or something.

YDI for underestimating the importance of lawn grass (I kid, I kid) :D

Maybe the fertilizer kicked ass!

The blue grass seeds that grow anywhere and have a special coating for their own grass ecosystem??? That's the only grass comercial I know of, and it's amazing!