That profile pic gives me nightmares

Its just so creepy!

Karma will make my first child look like that

Now wear that bag over your head with pride.

You should have just taken a bath, would have been safer.

No wait! There's more!!! After that, the plastic on OP's forehead caused them to stop thinking straight, then they thought they were Batman! The rest is a blur...

By the way, #44, that's not actually a horrible idea! In my opinion, you should do that, OP.

A good trick I did when I broke my toe was wear a larger sock over the bag. It kept the bag on, sealed at the top, but also made it so I didn't slip!

oh jeez...

genius!

I was gonna comment that haha :p

Well played, ma'am. Well played.

I was gonna say that haha

I am gay... Were u gonna say that too 82?

Aw I was gonna say that

my thoughts exactly

Dude it's called a reply button. Try it sometime. :)

^ Are you my mommy?

Not necessarily kill him... It obviously put him in a whole bunch of pain though.

And soak in his own filth?

It's safer for OP obviously. But depending on the shower it wouldnt of been so bad. like mine has a detachable shower head, so I'd of washed my hair with that while my foot hung over.

What do you think people did before running water? They took baths. They just did it regularly so they weren't filthy. Not everyone is as filthy as you. Take a shower fool.

No need to be so hostile. Control your anger, it was just a lousy comment.

Agreed 6. I just got finished having to do the same thing for seven weeks, and I never slipped once taking a bath.

Condoms... For your feet?... Sir, where can I invest in some shares for this?

Omg good idea they could of worn an xl condom on their foot!!!!

It's a good idea as long as the condoms aren't lubed. Otherwise, many others will be in the same condition as OP.

Ribbed for her pleasure?

I assume this so for people with a foot fetish? I guess it's not for me then.

I also split my chin once! when I was about 6, we had these widow type things between two rooms in my house and I was standing in one of them and fell. I had to get stitches. one of my favorite stories to tell!! but that's the only time I had an ER visit... thank G-d!!

I also have a boring story about injuring myself! I was trailing off in a sentence and hoping nobody would notice when...

...when what dammit?!

My friend split her chin open twice. First time she crashed her bike, don't remember the second. You can still the the scar and the imprint of each individual stitch. :(

35- ...when someone whacked him on the head with a 2x4 for making fun of them ;) and 31- that sentence wasn't trailing off. the "..." was for effect. which apparently it didn't have. oops. my bad. cuz I care ever so much

I had a dock pylon nail go into my leg and tear a big hole in it. Took 24 stitches, and I have a giant Y on my leg with a dent.

You had widows in your house? Sounds like a grand party.

Last summer while stepping over the dishwasher, a knife sort of stabbed my leg and I had to get stitches... I'm an idiot. I know.

Ninjadinos, do not attempt shower sex, ever. It's difficult enough for most people to pull off safely, but I fear for your life in that situation. Although, it would make for an interesting FML. No, wait. I stand by my first advice. Your health is top priority. Don't do it.

13, The answer shouldn't be more than one...

No concussion for me :P Shiwers are a death trap..