FML : Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

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Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kelsjenks / Wednesday 27 July 2011 13:50 / Canada

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By saIty | 17

#2984862 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:13

Little did you know it was a magical flying broom.

By metallicshadow | 16

#2984860 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:11

haha ballbag

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By metallicshadow | 16

#2984860 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:11

haha ballbag

kyarush | 10

#2984885 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:32

someone broke into my house and stole my motorcycle helmet and microwave. I have a brand new tv and xbox sitting in my living room... WTF? lol

juicedboi | 7

#2985022 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 21:51

At least they took something. Imagine the stress of wondering what they took if you couldn't figure it out.

rallets | 22

#2985190 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:37

i wouldnt have taken anything but i wouldve left a lava lamp

Trololololololo_fml | 7

#2985306 - Thursday 28 July 2011 1:34

Better had been a goddamn great broom.

lorenzoman77 | 7

#2985371 - Thursday 28 July 2011 3:00

i wouldve taken the vacuum..

humorizer | 14

#2985460 - Thursday 28 July 2011 5:29

"Ballbag"...
What are you? Canadian?!

WellThatSucksMaj | 0

#2985489 - Thursday 28 July 2011 6:16

be considerate, ballbags need clean floors too.... jeez

chuckychan | 8

#2985668 - Thursday 28 July 2011 9:58

was it a swiffer sweaper?

CheckMyProfile | 17

#2985682 - Thursday 28 July 2011 9:48

lmao

Zafrina15 | 13

#2985801 - Thursday 28 July 2011 10:59

yes he's canadian. are you not able to see the location clearly written? it says canada(british columbia).
im going to guess youre some stupid american?

iSitt | 0

#2986673 - Thursday 28 July 2011 16:05

or a Harry potter fan

missmurderx | 8

#2986978 - Thursday 28 July 2011 16:21

37, Dane Cook reference?

bigbisawesome | 0

#2989755 - Friday 29 July 2011 0:45

dang ur cute

wooiekid | 0

#2991431 - Friday 29 July 2011 6:17

and I'm going to guess you're an uneducated Canadian moron

elite_stoner | 0

#3007793 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:02

probably crack head on a cleaning frenzy.

By saIty | 17

#2984862 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:13

Little did you know it was a magical flying broom.

BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2984940 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 20:05

At least that's what the meth monster that stole your broom was thinking.

rattusrattus | 18

#2984994 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 21:25

Witches used to use brooms to apply drugs to their... yeah. Apparently its hyper-sensitive or something. So you never know.

At least brooms are cheap.

aliceisbored | 11

#2985292 - Thursday 28 July 2011 1:19

It was probably a Firebolt!

AloysiusWeasley | 15

#3012776 - Monday 1 August 2011 5:43

Obviously his Nimbus broke down, the poor guy just needed a ride!

Vzify | 0

#3070714 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:44

sad -_-

kumonsucks | 7

#5001829 - Thursday 4 October 2012 0:16

Most likely the nimbus 2000 :)

By MrSousa10 | 8

#2984868 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:14

Wow that's a first

JustOhSoLovely | 6

#2990318 - Friday 29 July 2011 2:19

no it's not, I do it all the time

sly161 | 0

#3026591 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:14

Not really, I would rob a broom... I don't want dirt on mah floor :D

By Nevitt | 9

#2984872 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:16

must have been a good broom

By Legendslayer222 | 26

#2984880 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:22

Hey, all the Harry Potter nerds have to end up somewhere now the series is over.

Nevitt | 9

#2984898 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:36

hey don't rage all over HP Fans...
maybe Voldemort stole OP's broom

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2984903 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:40

Beat me to it. I was thinking must have been a Harry Potter fan.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2984908 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:42

Beat me to it. I was thinking must have been a Harry Potter fan.

strainer04 | 8

#2985000 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 21:30

true story!

Lovelyfailure | 16

#2985327 - Thursday 28 July 2011 1:20

WIN. :D

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2984890 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:35

The thief just wants to impress Cornelius Fudge with his or her Quidditch skills.

By spazx | 5

#2984905 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:39

lmfaooooooooooo he said ballbag

By LOLbomb | 1

#2984912 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:41

You fool! That broom was the last hope for humanity! You've doomed us all!

Pi653 | 0

#2991073 - Friday 29 July 2011 5:02

Why do you care so much... Was it a firebolt

By LOLbomb | 1

#2984915 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:43

You fool! That broom was the last hope for humanity! You've doomed us all!

By stormchaser24 | 24

#2984919 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:45

Well at least he did not take your TV or money or something valuable just a 2.50 broom and the damages to the window or door. So I think you got off lucky. but still FYL