By kelsjenks - 27/07/2011 13:50 - Canada

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 629
You deserved it 3 066

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Little did you know it was a magical flying broom.

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someone broke into my house and stole my motorcycle helmet and microwave. I have a brand new tv and xbox sitting in my living room... WTF? lol

At least they took something. Imagine the stress of wondering what they took if you couldn't figure it out.

i wouldnt have taken anything but i wouldve left a lava lamp

Better had been a goddamn great broom.

i wouldve taken the vacuum..

"Ballbag"... What are you? Canadian?!

be considerate, ballbags need clean floors too.... jeez

was it a swiffer sweaper?

yes he's canadian. are you not able to see the location clearly written? it says canada(british columbia). im going to guess youre some stupid american?

or a Harry potter fan

37, Dane Cook reference?

and I'm going to guess you're an uneducated Canadian moron

probably crack head on a cleaning frenzy.

Little did you know it was a magical flying broom.

At least that's what the meth monster that stole your broom was thinking.

Witches used to use brooms to apply drugs to their... yeah. Apparently its hyper-sensitive or something. So you never know. At least brooms are cheap.

It was probably a Firebolt!

Obviously his Nimbus broke down, the poor guy just needed a ride!

Most likely the nimbus 2000 :)

Wow that's a first

no it's not, I do it all the time

Not really, I would rob a broom... I don't want dirt on mah floor :D

must have been a good broom

Hey, all the Harry Potter nerds have to end up somewhere now the series is over.

hey don't rage all over HP Fans... maybe Voldemort stole OP's broom

Beat me to it. I was thinking must have been a Harry Potter fan.

Beat me to it. I was thinking must have been a Harry Potter fan.

The thief just wants to impress Cornelius Fudge with his or her Quidditch skills.

lmfaooooooooooo he said ballbag

You fool! That broom was the last hope for humanity! You've doomed us all!

Why do you care so much... Was it a firebolt

You fool! That broom was the last hope for humanity! You've doomed us all!

Well at least he did not take your TV or money or something valuable just a 2.50 broom and the damages to the window or door. So I think you got off lucky. but still FYL

how u you know it was 2.50? you dont