By kelsjenks - 27/07/2011 13:50 - Canada

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML
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saIty 17

Little did you know it was a magical flying broom.

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kyarush 10
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someone broke into my house and stole my motorcycle helmet and microwave. I have a brand new tv and xbox sitting in my living room... WTF? lol

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juicedboi 7

At least they took something. Imagine the stress of wondering what they took if you couldn't figure it out.

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rallets 22

i wouldnt have taken anything but i wouldve left a lava lamp

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Trololololololo_fml 7
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Better had been a goddamn great broom.

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lorenzoman77 7

i wouldve taken the vacuum..

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humorizer 14
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"Ballbag"... What are you? Canadian?!

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WellThatSucksMaj 0

be considerate, ballbags need clean floors too.... jeez

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chuckychan 8
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was it a swiffer sweaper?

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Zafrina15 13
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yes he's canadian. are you not able to see the location clearly written? it says canada(british columbia). im going to guess youre some stupid american?

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iSitt 0

or a Harry potter fan

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missmurderx 8

37, Dane Cook reference?

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bigbisawesome 0

dang ur cute

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wooiekid 0

and I'm going to guess you're an uneducated Canadian moron

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elite_stoner 0

probably crack head on a cleaning frenzy.

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saIty 17

Little did you know it was a magical flying broom.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

At least that's what the meth monster that stole your broom was thinking.

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rattusrattus 18
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Witches used to use brooms to apply drugs to their... yeah. Apparently its hyper-sensitive or something. So you never know. At least brooms are cheap.

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aliceisbored 11

It was probably a Firebolt!

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AloysiusWeasley 15
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Obviously his Nimbus broke down, the poor guy just needed a ride!

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kumonsucks 7
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Most likely the nimbus 2000 :)

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MrSousa10 8
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Wow that's a first

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JustOhSoLovely 6

no it's not, I do it all the time

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sly161 0
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Not really, I would rob a broom... I don't want dirt on mah floor :D

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Nevitt 9

must have been a good broom

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Legendslayer222 26
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Hey, all the Harry Potter nerds have to end up somewhere now the series is over.

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Nevitt 9

hey don't rage all over HP Fans... maybe Voldemort stole OP's broom

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KiddNYC1O 20

Beat me to it. I was thinking must have been a Harry Potter fan.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Beat me to it. I was thinking must have been a Harry Potter fan.

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strainer04 8

true story!

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Lovelyfailure 16

WIN. :D

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iAmScrubs 19

The thief just wants to impress Cornelius Fudge with his or her Quidditch skills.

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spazx 5

lmfaooooooooooo he said ballbag

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LOLbomb 1

You fool! That broom was the last hope for humanity! You've doomed us all!

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Pi653 0
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Why do you care so much... Was it a firebolt

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LOLbomb 1

You fool! That broom was the last hope for humanity! You've doomed us all!

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stormchaser24 24
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Well at least he did not take your TV or money or something valuable just a 2.50 broom and the damages to the window or door. So I think you got off lucky. but still FYL

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ilovepotatoes419 14

how u you know it was 2.50? you dont

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