By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia
Crystal_da_thing tells us more.
I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo
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I'm pretty sure australia has monkeys.
Nope. Literally first result on google when I searched "australia monkeys"
Awesome!
1 - for being pretty sure your pretty wrong
They are called aborigines here.
Actually, 1 is pretty right considering OP got attacked by one. There just isn't supposed to be lol
I'm Australian and i didn't think we had any wild monkeys
Are we sure it wasn't just a very large scorpion? Or killer koala?
Austalia had monkeys...
They all swam away in the Great Ape Migration.
#2 said had, meaning they used to. I don't think anyone even understood what he stated.
but they still never had any primates.
(australia is a continent)
See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.
I noticed you said nothing about eat no monkey
@27 Why the fuck would someone eat a monkey? :/
my dad has, unwittingly... travel in some poor countries and you'll eat a lot of strange things...
To #44 Some cultures eat monkey's brains...sounds gross to me.
Suddenly reminded of Drake & Josh.
They sneak over the border from time to time and attack unsuspecting bystanders.
lol you know that Australia's an island right? must've come by boat........ banana boat!
#4 Undocumented monkeys
Yep! They swim from Indonesia down ro Australia :,)
Well that was some ape shit.
I hope you didn't go completely bananas.
No, just ape shit
I need more details on this omg
You would be surprised at the things me and shrek have found in Duloc...
I can vouch for donkey. My ass never lies ☺️
You are love. You are life.
Shrek is dreck!
Duloc is.....Duloc is.....Duloc is the perrrfect PLACE!!!!!!!!
Maybe they were revolting to be allowed back in.
I guess you can never be too prepared for anything...even monkeys!


See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.
I hope you didn't go completely bananas.