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ouchhh...
surprise!
Haha, it's a sign op. Fatty joke but really, lose some weight if your own mom thinks so. But really FYL.
YDI for being surprised. YDI for having a birthday. YDI for being fat.
YDI FOR HAVING A MOM YDI FOR BEING SIGNED UP FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS YDI FOR BEING FAT YDI FOR BEING SURPRISED YDI FOR HAVING A BIRTHDAY YDI FOR POSTING THIS ON FML
weight watchers fat free chocolate yogurt birthday pudding, yummy... at least they didn't team up and have some else get you a gym membership or exercise bike, lol.
this definitely sucks, but take a hint if even your mom thinks you need to lose the muffintop...
ive reached the conclusion that weight watchers was plan B. she tried to scare the fat off him first..
You know, I don't really see the problem here, sure the delivery of said gift was a little off, but Weight Watchers is a very good program and could be a great opportunity for the OP.
FYL because your mom loves you and cares about your health? sure its not the best way but at leases she's trying to help. YDI
REPOST!!!
fat has never been sexy. people who " love their curves" are gross so are all fat people. no I'm not taking Tyra banks curves I'm talking fat rolls. it's sick and unhealthy it's your bodys way of telling you that you have an inbalance. your consuming food that your body can't do anything with. so put down the fork and go the weight watchers
#52 ydi for being so damn hot....
wel excuse her she mustn't of relised how much u enjoy being a big fat fatty
Sounds like your mother really cares about your fat ass. Yeah, your life is really f****d because your mom loves you. Poor thing! Excuse me while I call you a waaah-mbulance.
think about it this way you don't have to lose all the weigt itself weight watchers will help u
maybe it's a sign to get off the couch fatty
so wat sou want us to say u ****** fatass take it as a complement u ungrateful bitch
#37.. I know you think you're funny. But you're not. Not even close. Please go get a life!
that ur horse? ^^^^
#178: I laughed at #38's joke actually. You suck.
How ******* rude!!!!
aw I'm sorry :/
WHAT A FAT ASS YOUR MOM IS NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO BECOME HEALTHY AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS FML OP YOU MY FRIEND ARE A DOUCHE
why would she do that?
129, that's Aion, dude. I think it's the horde equivalent too...HFL
129 fail for playin wow, go outside and touch a va j you loser
well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)
Take it as a suggestion and go with it. Not like she did it to be a betch.
Not being killed is always a good thing lol
aww what a slap in the face..on her bday, give her the same thing or dish soap haha. fyl
i think its actually 8 things bread mayo mustard lettuce turkey ham map to kitchen and mat to sleep on in kitchen till u tell her she can come out
oh yes I forgot
I don't think I was clear. the ingredients are for her to make him a sammich and get her bitch ass in the kitchen XD
you said she not he
That was not her decision to make, but maybe it'll help you and maaaybe you'll be grateful for it later :)
Lose some weight, chunky.
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ouchhh...
well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)