By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 613
You deserved it 11 488

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well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)

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......Happy birthday! :D

Haha, it's a sign op. Fatty  joke but really, lose some weight if your own mom thinks so. But really FYL. 

Next time sign yourself up and you'll get a better birthday present. YDI

atleast u have a mom that cares stop crying !

YDI for being surprised. YDI for having a birthday. YDI for being fat.

moms always know best :p use it and lose it.. so ppl can stop making fun of you behind your back. I hear em talking about yo fat ass always

Fyl because your mother is concerned about your health? Stop complaining and lose weight, fatty.

Mercy. That was pretty funny. :]

YDI FOR HAVING A MOM YDI FOR BEING SIGNED UP FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS YDI FOR BEING FAT YDI FOR BEING SURPRISED YDI FOR HAVING A BIRTHDAY YDI FOR POSTING THIS ON FML

weight watchers fat free chocolate yogurt birthday pudding, yummy... at least they didn't team up and have some else get you a gym membership or exercise bike, lol.

this definitely sucks, but take a hint if even your mom thinks you need to lose the muffintop...

ive reached the conclusion that weight watchers was plan B. she tried to scare the fat off him first..

You know, I don't really see the problem here, sure the delivery of said gift was a little off, but Weight Watchers is a very good program and could be a great opportunity for the OP.

FYL because your mom loves you and cares about your health? sure its not the best way but at leases she's trying to help. YDI

you had it coming fattie(;

fat has never been sexy. people who " love their curves" are gross so are all fat people. no I'm not taking Tyra banks curves I'm talking fat rolls. it's sick and unhealthy it's your bodys way of telling you that you have an inbalance. your consuming food that your body can't do anything with. so put down the fork and go the weight watchers

Nikki, number0 beat you to it and plus he gets bonus points for his picture. So go away please :D

#52 ydi for being so damn hot....

i got it! sell it(:

wel excuse her she mustn't of relised how much u enjoy being a big fat fatty

I'm taking your boyfriend whispers "cheeseburger" to you, doesn't he?

ahh *girlfriend sorry ^.^

its called put down the fork fatty

You'll have fun eating the right food. I heard it's delicious.

Sounds like your mother really cares about your fat ass. Yeah, your life is really f****d because your mom loves you. Poor thing! Excuse me while I call you a waaah-mbulance.

think about it this way you don't have to lose all the weigt itself weight watchers will help u

ydi fatty. your mom is just looking out for you.

maybe it's a sign to get off the couch fatty

so wat sou want us to say u fuckin fatass take it as a complement u ungrateful bitch

pshh pfffft.... hardcore much? dayummm

#37.. I know you think you're funny. But you're not. Not even close. Please go get a life!

that ur horse? ^^^^

178, shut up. i laughed at 37's joke.

Happy birthday fatty :b

haha that reminds me the FML abt tha girl who gets turned on by anything haha

give the guy a break everyone is judging him when I bet NO ONE here knows him. I don't understand how putting ppl down makes any of you feel better. so leave him alone.

#178: I laughed at #38's joke actually. You suck.

How fucking rude!!!!

aw I'm sorry :/

why? YDI for being overweight

why srry? f*ck fat people! YDI for eating to much! fat people make me sick! start working out!

WHAT A FAT ASS YOUR MOM IS NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO BECOME HEALTHY AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS FML OP YOU MY FRIEND ARE A DOUCHE

why would she do that?

cuz OP is probably very fat

#3 fail for Rollin alliance.

129, that's Aion, dude. I think it's the horde equivalent too...HFL

ohhhh yeah. you're right. my bad. meh never liked Aion.

129 fail for playin wow, go outside and touch a va j you loser

woah woah woah. I NEVER said I played WoW. obviously I don't cause I couldn't tell the difference between the two games. I've simply just heard about it a lot and seen g4 before. come on man. don't hate that much

HalfLit 17

Take a wild guess.

ouch that sucks big time!

thank god the girl on the left doesn't... ouch. braces :'(

I lol'd at her braces =D

well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)

yeah I agree..she cares but showed it in a very surprising and not close way. Maybe you both could get in shape together...nothing wrong with being healthy. girl411 shut the hell up haha. and that's it. just look on the bright side..ull be fit TADA

Take it as a suggestion and go with it. Not like she did it to be a betch.

Well, at least she didn't kill you. That's good right?

Not being killed is always a good thing lol

aww what a slap in the face..on her bday, give her the same thing or dish soap haha. fyl

i think its actually 8 things bread mayo mustard lettuce turkey ham map to kitchen and mat to sleep on in kitchen till u tell her she can come out

and if she likes cheese? :DD

oh yes I forgot

I don't think I was clear. the ingredients are for her to make him a sammich and get her bitch ass in the kitchen XD

didnt need sherlock holmes to figure that one out. [:

you said she not he

he she...? :D

That was not her decision to make, but maybe it'll help you and maaaybe you'll be grateful for it later :)

Lose some weight, chunky.