By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 651
You deserved it 6 512

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At first when i was reading this I thought you were a woman which would have been even more embarrassing. Still, fyl op.

Hey, compared to theirs, yours are not saggy and wrinkly. Perfect volume and shape man.

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At first when i was reading this I thought you were a woman which would have been even more embarrassing. Still, fyl op.

well, boobs or moobs, old people really ain't that fussed!!

I also assumed op was a woman when I started reading. Surprise! God damn.

Well that was a plot twist worthy of M. Night Shamalyma!

Now you just draw it out for 2 hours.

Hey, compared to theirs, yours are not saggy and wrinkly. Perfect volume and shape man.

Wow. A man burlesque show. That's something I haven't heard of before.

Well since they liked it, you could start making a little money on the side. The senior citizen stripper business is relatively small; take advantage of it.

You would be surprised how kinky old people could be. Im sure theres plenty of old people who want strippers.

Not surprised at all. Had a lady follow me around the store I worked at. Not really a cougar, but something much closer to extinction. Started by telling me I had a nice round butt then escalated to she bet I was well hung and finished with her telling me she could still almost put her legs behind her head. This she showed me by putting her leg up on her shopping cart. I may have to submit this as an FML. Starting to have flashbacks.

Well, when that happens, reply, "I'm sorry but I'm not a ladykiller."

@ #5...LMAO!!! @ #41 That's just scary!!

Let him cop a feel. How do you know you don't like it, if you've never tried it?

Did you let him?

Dammit beat me to it ahaha

Maybe it's time to make a new years resolution of dropping some weight.. Man boobs aren't very desirable, except, in your case, to retired folks.

Probably the best thing that's happened to them in the last decade. Don't feel bad OP, you've probably made them feel young again.

I see a full dance card for someone at tonights New Years Eve party.

Better let him cop the feel. He's done things to enemies in WWII you couldn't imagine.

I seen things. I done things man. I wouldn't reconmend it.