By Anonymous - United States
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
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By  Welshite  |  39

Well since they liked it, you could start making a little money on the side. The senior citizen stripper business is relatively small; take advantage of it.

  poccocurantes  |  7

Not surprised at all. Had a lady follow me around the store I worked at. Not really a cougar, but something much closer to extinction. Started by telling me I had a nice round butt then escalated to she bet I was well hung and finished with her telling me she could still almost put her legs behind her head. This she showed me by putting her leg up on her shopping cart. I may have to submit this as an FML. Starting to have flashbacks.