Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom....

By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:10

You should've looked at the sign on the door. Most public restroom have one.

Tooorrriii3 22

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:12

You didn't even check the signs..?

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xwendifferx 16

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:10

You should've looked at the sign on the door. Most public restroom have one.

californiapoppy 11

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:40

And why would your dad be in the ladies room?

shutupshane12 12

Wednesday 24 December 2014 11:16

He was probably outside the restrooms dumby

DorLeon 14

Wednesday 24 December 2014 15:35

dont know texas but in holland some places just written it ( without sign ) as "heren" and "damen" which was quite problem for me cauz i dont know dutch

Mysterious_one 26

Wednesday 24 December 2014 22:12

try and read the signs when you have diarrhea eh

____gerard____ 11

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:11

*insert molestermoon*

Tooorrriii3 22

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:12

You didn't even check the signs..?

MrSassypants 33

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:41

OP did check the signs. Too bad the two signs were "this is the correct restroom" and the other one was "the other one is a lie". Really weird they would put that on a restroom sign though.

timakinz 21

Wednesday 24 December 2014 13:06

I don't understand how everyone seems to be okay with the fact that the girl's response was to slap the guy just for entering there.

teentee401 36

Wednesday 24 December 2014 13:54

Girls always seem to resort to slapping for some reason. In the most unjustified situations as well. But then it's some awful thing if a guy were to slap a girl. Let's just all keep our hands to ourselves.

dsw144 18

Wednesday 24 December 2014 14:43

he did read the signs. at first he was going into the mens room, but when his dad told him it was the wrong one, he believed him and went to the only other door.

fuckedPriceless 17

Wednesday 24 December 2014 15:38

yeah, whoever slapped him is definitely a bitch...

rocker_chick105 31

Wednesday 24 December 2014 18:33

I don't know why she'd slap him. If it's a single bathroom she should've locked the door. If it's a public bathroom set up there are stalls so you can't see anything anyway.