Today, my husband has had a low sex drive for a while now. I've been trying all sorts of things to pique his desire. Turns out that a conversation about...

By Anonymous - 23/1/2018 15:00

Today, my husband has had a low sex drive for a while now. I've been trying all sorts of things to pique his desire. Turns out that a conversation about Neil deGrasse Tyson was all I ever needed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

4354

You deserved it

522

Favorite

Love

Intimacy

Geek

Previous FML Next FML

Today, I got my first paycheck after getting a new job so I could pay rent. It was only $387.19, even after working overtime. My rent...

See the top of the week

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7589833 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 15:10

Hey, science can be sexy!

By saffy66 | 34

#7585723 - Saturday 13 January 2018 9:04

Well he’s an awesome guy - I was lucky enough to meet him last year. But yeah - FYL.

Comments

By saffy66 | 34

#7585723 - Saturday 13 January 2018 9:04

Well he’s an awesome guy - I was lucky enough to meet him last year. But yeah - FYL.

Sheepiebeepie | 24

#7589835 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 15:10

First read this as you knowing her husband, made it hilarious.

By manb91uk | 22

#7589830 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 15:06

Well you know, when you need an aphrodisiac, you should always turn to black

By sirrubberduckie | 33

#7589832 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 15:09

I voted YDI, because Tyson should have been your first thought.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7589833 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 15:10

Hey, science can be sexy!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7589839 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 15:15

Science!!!

Get him a WWNdGTD bracelet!

Once you got him fired up, did the rest qualify for a “...For People In a Hurry” book?

By Rabite | 28

#7589859 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 16:17

Trial-and-error takes it's while.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7589874 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 16:51

Science gets me hard too.

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7589915 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 18:37

Hey, now you've found something that works!

By pjsr | 31

#7589931 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 18:59

Imagine what a Stephen Hawking video would do!

By pjsr | 31

#7589938 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 19:10

I guess you need to work some science pickup lines: ‘Hey Guy, how’d you like to send an exploratory probe into my black hole?’ ‘Let’s make our own big bang tonight’ ‘I’m drawn to you like gravity - not like the gravity on the moon or even the earth, but like the gravity on Saturn’