By Anonymous - 23/1/2018 15:00
Today, my husband has had a low sex drive for a while now. I've been trying all sorts of things to pique his desire. Turns out that a conversation about Neil deGrasse Tyson was all I ever needed. FML
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By  pjsr  |  31

I guess you need to work some science pickup lines: ‘Hey Guy, how’d you like to send an exploratory probe into my black hole?’ ‘Let’s make our own big bang tonight’ ‘I’m drawn to you like gravity - not like the gravity on the moon or even the earth, but like the gravity on Saturn’