By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 659
You deserved it 5 061

Same thing different taste

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Apparently he never had the "boys have a penis and girls have a ******" talk with his mommy and daddy.

Rickymonkeypants 0

omg that is the fml of the day


He thought you were a dude? :o ...first!

he means what she have too much hair and can't find the hole. stupid.

shadow33456 1

you should of gave him your walking stick to clear out the bushes.

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guckylynn 19

Actually seeing as pubic hair keeps bad bacteria from getting in the ****** I'd say she's being hygenic, however, that doesn't stop me from keeping things clean. If she wants to keep hair she should trim it and shave or wax as well, only leave whatever hair she wants to keep.

42's right about the bacteria and such, but there's no reason to not keep it… "under control".

I agree with 42. but what if she wants to keep it all. like that fml where some chick was asked by her dad to convince her mom to get a Brazilian wax n she yelled that she likes her "FURBALL". what if op likes her furball as well.

Cricketiscool 0

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marleytooyou 0

omg he's gay!!!!! he thought u were a dude ahahahahah!!!!!!


madmonkeykilla 0

was he talkin bout ur pussy or is he gay and thought ur a guy

#66 That doesn't even make sense idiot. Go look up the definition before you start saying something that doesn't make sense.

bring us a shrubry! oh look there's a shrubry! hmmm... what's this, a hole! oh well, NEE!

that's actually a myth. the ****** is self regulating and the fact that you have a ginormous bush down there does not keep "bad" bacteria out. last time I checked men don't have hair down there to keep bacteria out, do they?

113: Monty Python win :) besttt movie ever!

well when I read this I thought he meant he can't find it meaning he couldn't find the penis because he thought she was a guy...

XCaLX_fml 0

it kuld mean she is rele tight how do u know wat he means r u him...didnt thinkso and tight is good

Today, I hooked up with some ugly chick to make her feel better. I think I almost did a guy and/or a blue waffle.FML

honestly, when I'm tryna finger females, if they have a lot of hair I have the same problem. I just fiddle around until the finger goes in.

how do we know OP isnt an asian did anyone ever think of that?? Hmmm? if so she might have an explanation for having a bush! sidenote: my gf is half korean (its subtle but noticeable) and she keeps it clean down there but some asians dont i know

skillz3333 4

it is because she is so fat and the rolls are disguising it!!

Peacemaker9 7

that's just gross!!!! no guy even me likes a hairy hole to ****!!!! shave that shit!!!!! ******* dumbass

Peacemaker9 7

# 60 hey I remeber that fml lol it made me lmao fir soooo long that it hurt to laugh

orrrrrr it could jus be the poor guys first time with his hands in a girls pants.... he doesn't exactly know what to feel for

maybe he was looking for your clit???

iamkirsten 0

lol he was looking for a penius lol hes a fag

honestly why do people with such idiotic typing skills come here? for ***** sake man are u 12? no? then dont type like a retard with a brain aneurysm. also, PUNCTUATION ************ EVER HEARD OF IT?!?!!

Thabb 0

Hairy vaginas are disgusting.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

#191, you're full of fail. While I agree with what you're trying to say, you sound like a complete idiot. I mean seriously, berating other people because of their typing skills while you yourself aren't even able to type "you"? Also, your punctuation sucked greasy monkey balls.

dickster 0

Shadow! It's "should have" and use rétard! You use the past participle with "had, has or have"! "Given" you dumbass. LEARN ENGLISH

fmlwinnn 0

OMG Monty Python reference ftw!

That is not a myth. go ask your doctor. Also, men don't have such a big hole either.

You* don't* for ****s sake man, are you 12?* Ever heard of punctuation?* Don't cuss. Seems like you're 12 as well.

Wow ur an idiot. Yes men have hair down there. U seriously must be either 1.)stupid or 2.) 7-10 years old.

71 so you would rather go to your doctor and have them go up your ****** because it got infected with bacteria than just keep it nice and clean? Sweetheart taking a shower won't keep all bacteria away.

#94 Exactly what I thought at first! Hahaha!

angelkissezxox 3

op, if you know your gonna be around the guy you like you should shave! even if your not hanging out with him. Thats nasty.

Pink_Butterflies 0

Ok, seriously now folks. There isn't too many places a ****** can BE. Lots of bush or not, it's still going to be in the same general damn area. The guy is an idiot. F his and her life.

honestlove11 0

maybe she had really big panties :o haha. I kid you :)

110 and 27, I think the guy was talking about how he couldn't find OP's penis. She doesn't have one, obviously, but this FML is about how he thought she had one.

BrookeTrueblood 0

Yeah, really. Even if the OP had a major bush going on, there aren't many places that hole could be.

He's probably really inexperienced. The hole is lower than you think.

Apparently he never had the "boys have a penis and girls have a ******" talk with his mommy and daddy.

ChocolateTazer 0

u guys don't Kno for sure if it's pubs maybe it's just the guy who is a dumbass n a VIRGIN!! evr thought of that?

Even if they guy is a virgin, it's not complicated enough to not be able to "find it" once you get into the panties. There is not many places to search. Even if the guy has never even SEEN a ******, how far off can you possibly be with your hand inside her panties? I have a hard time believing somebody can't "find it." He might not know what to do with it, but I call BS on not being able to find something when you only have a few inches to search.

asquithpat 0

OR hes gay and she looks like a man

emilieee_fml 0

mhm, dont you think its wierd you can comment on comments comments?

violetsweety 26

I thought this was what the FML was about. So why is everyone talking about pubic hairs?

ahahahahaah! get another guy that isn't so stupid! or SHAVE!

I think the op Shuld have explained why he couldn't find it , otherwise this fml dosent make sense.

artichokegurl11 0

only lesbians know how to find it... hehe

and gynocologists. they've been trained.

Trust me, I know where to find it and I am no lesbian or professional!

Well I have a friend that is a professional lesbian gynocologist. She can spot pussy lips from up to 45 yards away.

A lip-reading professional lesbian gynecologist (say that 4 times fast)...

lmaooo 117 FTW!! ...that friend sounds pretty awesome