By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
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  guckylynn  |  19

Actually seeing as pubic hair keeps bad bacteria from getting in the vagina I'd say she's being hygenic, however, that doesn't stop me from keeping things clean. If she wants to keep hair she should trim it and shave or wax as well, only leave whatever hair she wants to keep.

  Tripout  |  0

I agree with 42. but what if she wants to keep it all. like that fml where some chick was asked by her dad to convince her mom to get a Brazilian wax n she yelled that she likes her "FURBALL". what if op likes her furball as well.

  rhythmbandit  |  0

that's actually a myth. the vagina is self regulating and the fact that you have a ginormous bush down there does not keep "bad" bacteria out. last time I checked men don't have hair down there to keep bacteria out, do they?

  Austino713  |  0

how do we know OP isnt an asian did anyone ever think of that?? Hmmm? if so she might have an explanation for having a bush!
sidenote: my gf is half korean (its subtle but noticeable) and she keeps it clean down there but some asians dont i know

  Kondustra  |  8

honestly why do people with such idiotic typing skills come here? for fucks sake man are u 12? no? then dont type like a retard with a brain aneurysm. also, PUNCTUATION MOTHERFUCKER EVER HEARD OF IT?!?!!


#191, you're full of fail. While I agree with what you're trying to say, you sound like a complete idiot. I mean seriously, berating other people because of their typing skills while you yourself aren't even able to type "you"? Also, your punctuation sucked greasy monkey balls.

  apollo16  |  6

71 so you would rather go to your doctor and have them go up your vagina because it got infected with bacteria than just keep it nice and clean? Sweetheart taking a shower won't keep all bacteria away.


Ok, seriously now folks. There isn't too many places a vagina can BE. Lots of bush or not, it's still going to be in the same general damn area. The guy is an idiot. F his and her life.

  iMuffinKat  |  16

110 and 27, I think the guy was talking about how he couldn't find OP's penis. She doesn't have one, obviously, but this FML is about how he thought she had one.

  TheRipper_fml  |  0

Even if they guy is a virgin, it's not complicated enough to not be able to "find it" once you get into the panties. There is not many places to search. Even if the guy has never even SEEN a vagina, how far off can you possibly be with your hand inside her panties?

I have a hard time believing somebody can't "find it." He might not know what to do with it, but I call BS on not being able to find something when you only have a few inches to search.