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PR campaign ideas

By Nick - 27/07/2011 17:32 - Australia

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

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By Sole Heir - 16/12/2023 03:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I was cleaning my recently late uncle's house. I found an old framed photo of a boy aged about 3. He's naked and shyly smiling to the camera, holding a heart-shaped sign that reads, "My penis is small, but my love is BIG." I showed it to my mom and asked who it was. She just snorted and said, "You were his favorite!" FML

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You deserved it 113

Yes we can

By AnnaWusHere - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, my 72 year-old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with homemade signs all day, campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me to ask if she was high. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 191

You deserved it 4 011

By is cum a fruit or a vegetable? - 17/07/2015 17:50 - United States - Germantown

Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML

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You deserved it 2 640

By ashamed - 14/12/2014 02:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

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You deserved it 3 257

By a - 29/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

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You deserved it 2 147

By WayTooMuchFacebook - 04/02/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 131

You deserved it 33 529

By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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You deserved it 3 005

By yeah okay then - 03/08/2012 23:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

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You deserved it 2 122

Culture war bullshit

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML

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You deserved it 210

By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 05:00

Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML

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You deserved it 778

saIty 17

Thursday 28 July 2011 2:29

Dicks Sporting Goods: Buy our balls.

justsayfuck 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:07

That's pretty awesome.

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justsayfuck 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:07

That's pretty awesome.

chuckychan 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:32

hah hah hah was he asian ? get it election haha erection? dick joke ahaha

chuckychan 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:43

haha was he like asain? har har har cuz like election. and erection. ahaha dick jokes.

DishHeads 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:50

so, did your grandpa get 'erected' ?

mbishop94479 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:21

Sadly, no. OP is from Australia. If OP was from Asia, there would be a chance, though.

macca1234 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 14:55

this is hardly an FML... that is AWESOME!!

iSitt 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:02

is there an antiques road show in Australia?

firefail1031 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:25

icwutudidthar..,, haha nice

chiddy_bang71 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:47

vote dicks. change will cum.

BigOrca 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:39

will the change cum soon or take hours? days? months? or years?

noahlazarowski 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:00

#47 I was going to say that

itsharkley 8

Friday 29 July 2011 21:34

Dickinson cuz that's where it belong

NeatNit 32

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:00

I misread it as 'erection'. it made a lot more sense.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Friday 3 January 2014 10:51

Guess everyone wanted the D.

Friaza 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:14

since he didn't get elected i'd say disgusted would over-rule impressed.

Eaglestrike117 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 3:26

How could you possibly know he wasn't elected?

Friaza 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:17

You can tell.

pink_raindrops 26

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:12

What exactly was said that gave that away?

SayItNicely 0

Friday 29 July 2011 9:11

Are you a teenage boy or a senior citizen?

SpicyDuck 22

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:18

I don't think he was running son, I think they were for who he was voting for.

Friaza 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:13

I wonder what he'd have done if he was elected...

konjaman 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 10:54

don't you mean erected???

MrCatman1125 2

Wednesday 22 August 2012 2:57

No, I think not,

coocoloky 12

Monday 11 January 2016 2:49

Yes 138, exactly what I was thinking!

saIty 17

Thursday 28 July 2011 2:29

Dicks Sporting Goods: Buy our balls.

KBugg19 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 6:31

this literally made my laugh out loud.

Sessyann 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 8:16

Lol

HeyImJuli 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:59

I litterally loled at this :) nicee one

sexybabe198 0

Friday 29 July 2011 6:21

hhahahahahah lmao

bjr1208 3

Friday 18 November 2011 1:02

Dicks sporting goods: we have all your balls.

ismaithliomtae 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 2:21

how is that an FML, sounds brilliant!

sxe_beast 11

Thursday 28 July 2011 2:15

I like Dick :). So would've voted for him...

cptcook 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:33

fagg...

ipodlover1995 0

Friday 29 July 2011 5:27

I don't like Dick. I prefer his opponent, ****.

snowboarder531 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 22:00

I thought his opponent was Mike Hunt.?

taticalnNinja 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 3:12

Hey dicks sporting goods new slogans

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:15

lol

proski 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 4:27

dicks: we got balls

metallicshadow 16

Thursday 28 July 2011 3:05

i bet he did that on purpose. i would have so voted for him lol

PlasmaVirus 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 5:39

ASIAN MAN APPROVE OF ERECTION POSTARZ.

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Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 385

You deserved it 199

Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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You deserved it 157

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Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 72 970

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 475

You deserved it 5 305

Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 170

You deserved it 131

Today, at a school function for my eldest son, my youngest child silently passed gas. A group of women I had hoped to befriend were sitting next to me, and then left with looks of disgust on their faces. I guess I don't need friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 250

You deserved it 1 840

Today, while in bed with my husband, we were discussing our fears. Mine being the Doomsday Clock. He giggled and made me feel silly about my (rational if you ask me) fear. I let out a tiny toot, and he jumped and screamed bloody murder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 227

Today, I'm completely in love with my best friend, who I've known for over 10 years. I can't get him out of my head. Too bad he's married, with 2 kids. FML

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You deserved it 458

PR campaign ideas

Same thing different taste

Your funny uncle

Yes we can

Culture war bullshit

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