Slurs a gogo

By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 13:47 - United States - Roxboro

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Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
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Sphanz 17

Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself

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OSMC 10

on rhe upside, he now has confirmation that he should find another, gentler and more compassionate, girl instead of a bitch that one must have been

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MrsDruidess 23

agreed!! run OP!! god could you imagine how horrible she would be as a mom lile that?!? Seriously OP, run or at least wrap that joy stick down tight!!

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LittlePengy 22

im sorry for your loss, op. your gf needs to be more considerate! FYL

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skatoolaki 24

Someone like that probably isn't capable of being more more considerate.

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vikky538 28

Double standards man.. Double standards

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91hayek 31

No, the opposite, it'd be a butch thing not to cry.

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ManiacGoblin46 12

No it just would mean you're a heartless bastard

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JustinJK 21

I'm so confused because I actually have emotional issues as in I have problems communicating my emotions and bottle them up and never cry. so does that mean I'm actually not gay? That I'm straight? shit.

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OSMC 10

nope, find some compassionate girl w/out double standards and talk to her, even if she is only a good friend, nobody honestly wants to have a *perfect* other half, too much to try and be a close second to /endrant

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Sphanz 17

Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself

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Tripartita 44

I beg to differ; she arrived at this unique idiocy all by herself.

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Xealkry 18

Leave her. She clearly doesn't know what emotion is. Probably doesn't have any for you.

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send3426 24

You have a terrible girlfriend. Leave now while you still can.

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Etweens96 25

I'm sorry for your loss op but your girlfriend needs to be more considerate

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9a_1z 12

Your poor girlfriend has some very odd ideas about sexuality and how men function emotionally, what have they been teaching her? I hope it isn't too late for her. I'm sorry she's making an already sad situation even worse for you.

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palosqueak 19

thank you for being more considerate than her and all these "dump her!" typing people. Someone with a sense for humans, finally. Live a good life, man.

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pd2902 22

Dump her. May sound harsh, but in a relationship you're meant to have compassion and understanding, obviously she has neither.

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