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October 2013

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Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to pizza hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML

#20903132
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47555) - you deserved it (3755)

On 10/01/2013 at 8:32am - love - by hmmm (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

#20927152
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45171) - you deserved it (4600)

On 10/20/2013 at 3:06am - love - by ShittyProposal - United States (Ohio)

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

#20914586
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38226) - you deserved it (21880)

On 10/09/2013 at 11:03pm - money - by oneiPodlighter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

#20914908
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39787) - you deserved it (3028)

On 10/10/2013 at 7:27am - misc - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML

#20930754
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49684) - you deserved it (4169)

On 10/23/2013 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I opened up to my parents about my depression. Their response was to have a very heated discussion about whose fault it was. FML

#20929825
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40393) - you deserved it (3107)

On 10/22/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

#20923824
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43508) - you deserved it (4407)

On 10/17/2013 at 9:43am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixed for the first time. The dentist showed me the drill and other tools, and referred to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML

#20923550
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42657) - you deserved it (3830)

On 10/17/2013 at 1:06am - health - by maxkeyftw (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

#20928856
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41987) - you deserved it (4268)

On 10/21/2013 at 12:57pm - misc - by - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that, although I have the same job title and complete the same work as my male colleagues, I get paid 15% less, purely because I'm a girl. FML

#20939397
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53277) - you deserved it (7728)

On 10/30/2013 at 6:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, my fiancée of 2 years and mother of my son, who is also pregnant with our second son, commented on how lucky two friends getting married were to have found each other. I said that we're just as lucky. She responded, "No. They actually love each other." FML

#20936067
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45558) - you deserved it (4133)

On 10/27/2013 at 8:41pm - love - by failure (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

#20933703
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43438) - you deserved it (3398)

On 10/25/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while visiting my mother, she asked my son who his favorite parent was. As a growing boy, he chose his father. I don't mind, except she then asked, "So, whose side are you taking in the divorce?" My husband and I have no marital issues. My son refuses to believe us. FML

#20932049
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43456) - you deserved it (3248)

On 10/24/2013 at 2:05am - kids - by he's still not convinced (woman) - United States



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