Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
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drunkssssssssss 0
nice maybe he will you free rides now
accnrh 0
send a picture of ur bfs d!ck to him, that'll straighten him out
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Comments (168)
drunkssssssssss 0
nice maybe he will you free rides now
thikimo 0
bwahah! "free rides"
Exie 0
OP you know you meant to send it to the taxi driver don't act surprise
debiasio69696969 0
he wants youu ;)
happyhak 5
#12=FAIL! OP, why would you send a picture of your boobs to your boyfriend anyway? He's gonna see them in bed anyway...Plus, sending him photographical evidence like gives him the power to destroy you if you break up with him or vice versa. Of course, that depends on whether your boobs were dressed or not but my point still stands. OP, you're on the pathway to slutsvile, get off the train!
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
In Soviet Russia taxi drivers send boob pictures to you!
Exie 0
#24 FAIL lol
happyhak 5
#25, don't you mean: "In Soviet Russia, taxi drivers send boob pictures to slutty girls and fat men?"
wishard33 0
#24 is right and #12 is a dumb bitch
zinoxity 23
#25 In Canada we beat morons up.
happyhak 5
#28, Im a fail because I called you a fail? Now whos still a fail?
Exie 0
31- you look stupid trying to start shit with me.. so you should just kick rocks 33- we both fail and what?
happyhak 5
#34, well I still think I'm clear of the fail zone...but when someone catches me fail i will be happy to come back and form a fail club with you
Exie 0
36- I don't care if I fail and I was kidding when I called you fail that's why I put a lol
BehindTheSun 2
That's not cool. No one informed me it was Hate-On-Rose day.
Exie 0
39- I know right
xlossofmex 0
Does there have to be a Soviet Russia joke on EVERY FML? It never was very funny.
Nsnlover 0
*GASPS DRAMTICALLY* I love those jokes!
BehindTheSun 2
44, I didn't know side boobs could be 'cute'
Gunnybear 0
In Soviet Russia jokes make you! so that means you parents did not give birth to you, therefore would not be interested in you, so would not be there for you, and since jokes are always busy they ignore you too. the lack of love robs you of your childhood so you were never a child, and since children are the future that's gets ****** up too. Without a future we are stuck in the present and destroys the illusion of time, so say goodbye to the past as well. without the past there is no history, so people wouldn't learn from mistakes, and without knowledge there is no power, an no power means no curruption, and since curruption is a crime, this joke removes crime from the world. that's a good thing right? waits for grammar Nazis and spelling KGB
happyhak 5
Wow...I point out a fail then people like #40 have to carry it on...#39, I wasnt hating on anyone, I called out a fail. #40, if you found it THAT offensive then I'm sorry. Next time, I'll consider the fact that you're soft and fragile before opening my mouth, k?
BehindTheSun 2
Uh, 50, my comment was directed more at that one weird looking dude who said Rose was dumb or whatever.
happyhak 5
Awwww...thanks a lot, #51, now I fail :( I shall now form a fail club :)
Exie 0
happyhak like I said I don't care if I failed:) so no hard feelings
BehindTheSun 2
Haha, sorry 53.
armman 4
It is. ;P
happyhak 5
Yeah #54 :) I didnt mean you any harm anyway
xSkyful 0
loool #1 is a win :D
Roflmaaark 0
Bewbies :3
slchockey22 0
fail.
slchockey22 0
exie stfu, you fail more than anyone here
slchockey22 0
you just want her to send you a boob picture
mommacov 0
Here a fail, there a fail, everywhere a fail fail
eprincy 0
idiot
massagenist 0
send him a pic of your blue waffle, he will leave you alone.
AngryNinja 1
What 67 said. Best part is, the driver knows where OP lives. *creepy stalker music here*
rwac07 0
random much?
AngryNinja 1
Not really, no.
schnitzel5 0
ydi for not just going to your boyfriend and showing them to him
ajjasblowspp 0
#66! Justin Bieber! omg omg omg
AngryNinja 1
81, I thought you were going to be a girl and I was going to bitch at you for giving teen girls a bad name.. until I saw you're a guy. I don't even know what to say now.
mimikoluvsu2 0
lol i can imaging his face when he got the picture its like WOW WOMAN THANKS FOR THE TIP BUT IT WAS ONLY A RIDE ;)
time4coffee 3
YDI for sending pics of your boobs. Idiot.
jorge_69ca 0
its called being romantic and spicing up the relation u dumb *** and its because of peoplelike u that u cant trust people and besides u have a fuking cartoon for a pic display… what would u know about a relation , u probably never had a girl or even seen a pair of boobs
babbycakes101 0
lmfao
Russiandon214 0
fail
brafry12997 0
if ur just sending thm I'll take a few
DactylicRaaph 0
i an a frenchie and i' d like to Know what is blue waffle... im pretty sure its bad but I Still wanna know what it is. :0
BehindTheSun 2
133: look it up on UrbanDictionary.com if you must.
Allybuns 0
go to match.com if you wanna date but not XML especially in the comments >_> peolpe like you are so dumb besifes how is ahd. Cuts if you can Marley See her face?
atticuz 2
SS or it didn't happen!
fuzzywazzy012 0
Fail X2
AnthonyN 5
Pics or it didn't happen.
rafaa_fml 0
dont you just hate when that happens when u send a text to the wrong person fyl
dragonite6935 0
u can just get the number blocked...
FishStik 0
yeah, but he knows where she lives...
Lozza111 0
#3 I just wanna know why she has the taxi drivers personal phone number in the first place. i wouldn't just get the number blocked, I'd move, far, far away
andrysb24 5
that is exactly what I was thinking
dragonite6935 0
true lol
Gunnybear 0
Here we have a Taxi Driver with a plastic fetish. YAY!
srl_fml 0
ydi
rafaa_fml 0
i once had a taxi driver who wanted to smoke with me n my friends
AngelaSialaris 0
perfect for your personal taxi now!!!
JoeMamas 0
You deserve it for sending boob shots in the first place. Don't you know they're gonna end up circulating the Internet anyway? That's what inevitably happens with my hoes photos;)
shorty6823 28
Shockingly, not everyone is an asshole that posts other people's nudes online.
accnrh 0
send a picture of ur bfs d!ck to him, that'll straighten him out
pizzle012345 0
LOL
Gunnybear 0
what if he's bi?
BehindTheSun 2
Do I smell a threesome?
Gunnybear 0
no that's me
CronosDage 0
^ #42 WIN
nightELFassasin6 0
haha 42
babbycakes101 0
11 wins
HaHaHaHanna 0
lol dat sucks u hav a stalker now u can block his number and if he keeps bothering u call the freaking cops!