Health: Today, it doesn’t matter that I had major surgery on my hand...

By never ending story - 20/04/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, it doesn’t matter that I had major surgery on my hand 2 days ago and am supposed to be on bed rest with no hand movement for 3 weeks. According to my father and my husband, it doesn’t excuse me from wifely house duties and being the sole caretaker of our one-year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 17:52 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my husband yelled at me for not doing any household chores. I can barely move my hand without suffering excruciating pain, due to recent surgery to ease my arthritis, and my other hand is as bad as ever. I can barely work this phone, let alone wash dishes and iron clothes. FML

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What a charmer

By Anonymous - 30/05/2020 23:05

Today, after surgery on Monday, I can’t do much because of where my scars are until they heal. My husband won’t clean the house at all, dishes are all over my kitchen bar, laundry is all piled up by the washing machine. When I asked for help, he said it’s not his job. FML

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Such a Saint

By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

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By Exhausted - 14/06/2021 05:31 - India - Chennai

Today, a day after my mom and I got the vaccine, we've been doing everything around the house with one hand each through the pain. My dad hasn't helped out at all despite my requests, and sees nothing wrong with this. FML

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By SickOfYourShit - 16/12/2015 15:41 - United States - Kennewick

Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML

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The King

By Anonymous - 20/08/2022 02:00

Today, I recently had open heart surgery and I'm prohibited from pushing, pulling, or lifting anything. My wife goes ahead of me to open doors, carry things from the store, and open my car door. Yes, I do get many mean, judgmental glares. FML

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Kids these days…

By Anonymous - 09/01/2024 05:00

Today, I got home from the hospital after having emergency surgery on my hand. My TikTok obsessed teenager, who barely noticed I was gone, never mind that I had surgery, chose today to actually leave her room and sit downstairs with the family. Yeah, she sat on my hand. I cried. Like a baby. FML

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On the move

By c-Ouch - 07/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my wife yelled at me for not helping her rearrange the furniture. I have a sprained shoulder and have been ordered by my doctor to avoid heavy lifting. She said, "Move the couch or sleep on it." FML

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MVP

By Darren - 31/08/2020 04:01 - Australia - Greenacre

Today, during my second shift back at work after missing four weeks for knee surgery, I stabbed myself in the hand and now need three weeks off for that surgery. Just as I'm up for a promotion. FML

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Get well soon

By Anonymous - 07/02/2021 08:02

Today, I'm in hospital after having surgery for a broken leg. I’m maxed out on Endone and still in pain. Work have said that I’m on the roster next week and I’ll be fired if I’m not there. My wife said that she is going to have some "me time" for a few days when I get home from my "holiday". FML

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boopingsnoot 24

Tuesday 10 April 2018 13:54

1. Hire a babysitter 2. Kick hubby to the curb

Stephanie Claire 12

Friday 20 April 2018 19:12

Sounds like you married real well

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boopingsnoot 24

Tuesday 10 April 2018 13:54

1. Hire a babysitter 2. Kick hubby to the curb

Stephanie Claire 12

Friday 20 April 2018 19:12

Sounds like you married real well

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 April 2018 19:22

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PenguinPal3017 19

Friday 20 April 2018 19:36

I think you need to find a new family, this one is defective.

mekiswrite 21

Friday 20 April 2018 20:07

"Wifely duties"? When did we go back in time?

joonsson 21

Saturday 21 April 2018 8:10

To be fair OP might be a stay at home mom, so while the wording might be off it makes sense. Still doesn’t excuse being a huge dick when your supposed loved one just went through major surgery instead of taking care of them. Sounds like OP needs to find a new husband, and slap some sense into her dad while she’s at it.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Friday 20 April 2018 20:18

So you married a chauvinistic jerk like dear old dad. where us mom ro help with the baby?

sweetbliss3 37

Saturday 21 April 2018 5:43

why does she need a mom to help. she has a perfectly capable husband to take care of the kid. but if he can't help out she needs to kick him to the curb along with pops.

AdorableDoxie 12

Friday 20 April 2018 20:23

Well, you can't change your dad but maybe a new husband?

withered 30

Friday 20 April 2018 20:59

Just divorce right now and take the kid so he won't be influenced by your neck beard of a husband. Marriage is partnership contract and not a piece of paper with which you buy a slave. He clearly doesn't respect you nor does he care for his duties as a father so don't waste your time with him. You're better on your own as is your child.