By Fire_Princess16 - 17/10/2017 04:20
The Top
Delightful
By Tori - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Funny to him
By Binkplugged - 05/07/2016 18:01
By TooNoisy4Me - 04/07/2016 09:46 - United States - Bellerose
Long distance
By Xerfox - 20/06/2016 20:34 - Germany - Neckarsulm
By Instacreep - 20/03/2018 01:30
By 3rdWheel1stBorn - 23/03/2018 19:00
By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford
By Avocadopurse - 01/05/2018 16:54
avocadopurse tells us more.
By JustTheWife - 12/05/2016 17:24 - Denmark
By SorrowsReward - 06/05/2016 11:08 - South Africa - Cape Town
SorrowsReward tells us more.
hey FML legends! OP here. It's true. I fell asleep on my classroom floor... It's a beautiful classroom (which I keep very clean #26) and there are three steps going up onto a carpeted platform which was the scene of this particular crime... It wasn't a particularly comfortable nap, but I hardly noticed at the time. And it certainly was worth it - even considering the slightly-above-average levels of embarrassment I endured for it - I was so tired I was in that state that everything was funny except for my actual existence, which isn't exactly the best mindset to be mounding young minds from... I really should stop burning the candle from both ends! It's an all-girls school, and word spread pretty quickly... but luckily for me I was already regarded as the eccentric music teacher, so sleeping in my empty classroom during a free period is pretty tame in comparison to the things they probably expect from me ?
Team building
By Incompetent - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Pakistan - Lahore
By BritishDates - 22/08/2018 13:00
Healthcare or not?
By Garcia2284 - 13/09/2018 13:00
Tough love
By Anonymous - 09/08/2020 05:01
By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 20:35 - Philippines - Las Pi?as City
By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 05:26 - United States
Ammo
By Ms.rain - 07/12/2018 12:30
Brain fart
By good job brain - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park
By scaredshitless - 10/04/2019 18:00
By Anonymous - 16/11/2015 08:23 - Maldives - Male
By Anonymous - 10/11/2015 06:29 - United States - Du Bois
By woof woof?? - 15/06/2013 20:26 - Canada - Sherwood Park
Bridezilla
By NotBridezilla - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls
Nice to know
By LyricalTragedy - 16/12/2016 00:08
By LovelessNewlywed - 14/12/2016 22:41
By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 12:29 - Australia - Surry Hills
Bathroom blues
By Dear God Why - 05/12/2016 13:07
PTSD
By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket
Keywords
OP here! A few things: the gift certificate was given to my mother, who gave it to me. It was not a gift-giving occasion she was trying to cop out of, she simply found it in a box one day and thought I'd get better use of it. The real fun was that a completely different hotel took over this one and continued to use the same phone number, so it took nearly 20 minutes with a very confused guest service rep to figure out what had happened! It turns out my mother had had the gift certificate for ELEVEN YEARS (she's military and that's how long it's been since she lived in our hometown). We all had a good laugh, and she offered to pay for a hotel, since we'd been planning on using it for a trip home.