By
mydadsgonnakillme
- United States - Santa Barbara
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
22, the person may die, but the legend doesn't. I know if I had a daughter, and her boyfriend said that... I have a cabin in a very secluded area... Keep it at that haha
I'm sure OP told her boyfriend that he's overprotective so he tried to come up with something to 'break the ice' between them and make him laugh. But I would just say he's just plain stupid.
"over-protective father" + "sexual partner of his daughter" = a very very bad day for OP's bf. it would take a lot more than a sense of humor to get out of his house alive.
Theres a difference between having balls and being plain rude, I'm pretty much an anything goes kind of person, but if my future daughters boyfriend said this to me, i would take it as majorly disrespectful, and very arrogant, and a sign that he shows no intent to be on good terms with me. And it would probably make me want to get rid of him, one way or another.
It is my goal,,, no, my dream,,, to make at least two of my daughters future boyfriends piss themselves with fear. I will accept bleeding from them, but the main goal is to make them wet themselves.
Because they said they slept with my daughter. Why would I not protect my wifes and daughters honor?
Some idiot says something that stupid to me, i guarantee he will bleed.
135 because your wife and daughter are their own people with their own lives and bodies, and don't need your protection? Bet you wouldn't say that about your sons. I'm glad my dad was mature enough to respect me as a human being; he never pulled shit like this.
@squideth Agreed. But also why should a boy be treated like a criminal for liking a girl? Maybe her dad was a date-rapist but that doesn't mean the boy is. Seriously, a grown man throwing his weight around like a schoolyard bully is a pathetic sight.
Kudos to the boyfriend for mocking what should be mocked. The great Dara O'Briain has a similar bit from the other side, as a sensibly relaxed father confronted with a priggishly manly boyfriend.
This post is only four years old, yet from the thumbs ups you'd think it had been posted in the fifties.
Don't get too attached to your boyfriend. If this is how he normally acts, he probably won't survive a second encounter with your dad (that is, assuming he even survived this one).
Yea, because her father murdered him then and there. I mean he probably blew any relationship with the father he could have if he couldn't take the joke, but where's the fun in not being able to be yourself?