FML : Today, I rested my face against my boyfriend's shoulder while we watched a movie. I didn’t realize he had put Icy Hot on the same shoulder right before...

Today, I rested my face against my boyfriend's shoulder while we watched a movie. I didn’t realize he had put Icy Hot on the same shoulder right before I sat down. I cried in pain. He cried with laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 August 2018 20:30 /

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By ChromoTec | 23

#7666218 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 23:09

Everyone reacting to this FML has the same reaction as your boyfriend.

By hellphone_fml | 37

#7677376 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 20:59

I've had icy hot on my eyes. I'm sorry op, but couldn't you smell it before you put your head down?

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By ChromoTec | 23

#7666218 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 23:09

Everyone reacting to this FML has the same reaction as your boyfriend.

By Paul B. Gyurcsanszky | 14

#7677375 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 20:50

That’s the kind of information that’s good to know before you lay your head down.

By hellphone_fml | 37

#7677376 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 20:59

I've had icy hot on my eyes. I'm sorry op, but couldn't you smell it before you put your head down?

By Charlie Given | 20

#7677417 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 22:50

Ouch that shit hurts when it's in the wrong place ,that was a ass move for him not to say something

By Abbusser | 9

#7677431 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 23:22

Secretly swap the anal lube in his truck with the Icy Hot, THEN see who's laughing...

By skippydoda | 30

#7677686 - Thursday 16 August 2018 14:05

To be fair... that is hilarious.

By Davros | 12

#7677802 - Thursday 16 August 2018 18:36

That might be perfect for my wife. She can't decide whether she's hot or cold.

By Tim Carver | 9

#7677849 - Thursday 16 August 2018 20:11

how did you not smell it

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