By Anonymous - 10/11/2015 06:29 - United States - Du Bois

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML
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Tripartita 44

They don't have a government at all. It's up to the citizens to print their own colorful money and make up arbitrary laws on the spot. If two citizens have conflicting laws, they fight to the death, and depending on the victor's subjective laws, they then might have to imprison them self.

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Stuby14 19

Maybe she though we were all one country called the U.S of Eh

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higgysaurus 18

Thats funny because everyone in Canada says "eh"!!

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brezzyanna 17

You're not the whole population of Canada though. Or maybe you are. I don't know you're life. But seriously, some cities say it a lot and some don't ever say it. Where I live, people only say it when saying "I know, eh?"

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anonymuse_fml 31

I never said I was representative of every Canadian, just responding to the words "everyone in Canada".

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JHPugh 19

Well it's a shame nobody through school taught that to her! I guess you could use your leverage in the matter to corrupt her information for a laugh. Or, inform her correctly. Good luck!

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howard007 18

its common sense that a country has its own form of government

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1jordan1 11

there are a few countries with little to no government. she's not an idiot for not being aware of a country that people hardly ever talk about. they don't teach you anything about Canada in school, and if they do, it's very little information.

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Tripartita 44

They don't have a government at all. It's up to the citizens to print their own colorful money and make up arbitrary laws on the spot. If two citizens have conflicting laws, they fight to the death, and depending on the victor's subjective laws, they then might have to imprison them self.

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604 11

It's Trudeau! ... See when I did there?

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lulinator 40

It's Trudeau jokes still crack me up, no matter how many times I hear them.

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BexR 11

This is way better than what we actually have as government ?

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Jellysweetheart 23

As a Canadian, I must confirm. This is in fact how we run things.

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anonymuse_fml 31

There is a subsection of this, however, that will allow us to have our pet moose champion the fight for us.

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alexanderavatar 24

we also ride polar bears and moose when we charge into battle and raid other people's igloos of all their animal fur

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Tripartita 44

We did it, guys. We got Dommon's approval. This will be incredibly helpful going forward.

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Wizardo 33

I was under the impression Canada was governed by the moose with the strongest antlers in the land.

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chrisbeaudoin 26

That's not entirely true, our prime minister is the beaver, the moose was close to getting elected buy you know how politics are, but anyways we've got out monopoly money and we are happy with it. Canada is just amazing you should come for a visit. Eh (we don't actually say eh that much)

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Sofiaumana108 8

No. But we do have a hot prime minister

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Richard6036 13

What was her major in college , cosmology ? Boy you sure have a sharp one on your hands, ha ha ha

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ohSNAPyall 26

Cosmology? She knows nothing of government because her thoughts are out of this world.

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ShowMeKay 20

Don't worry, with numerous examples like that of OP's gf, most Canadians don't take Americans seriously.

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lvg_fml 10

Sad but not uncommon these days. With all the technology available to us which should expand our knowledge many people are more caught up in their own little world. And schools are too concerned with teaching to the test and teaching technology they leave out the basics.

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