FML : Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have...

Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 17 October 2015 12:29 / Australia - Surry Hills

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By justcommenting19 | 19

#6438178 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:34

Wait, we're not?

By thecodecat | 24

#6438177 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:33

That is unfortunate, but maybe you can have fun with it if there is no convincing them other wise.

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By Mr_Guy_Dude | 17

#6438173 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:33

How did you find that out?

friedpwnadge | 25

#6438211 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:55

Maybe it was the cries of "you bastard, you advocate the death of Jews, you sick blonde blue-eyed fiend!" that tipped OP off.

xxkrystalxx | 14

#6438715 - Sunday 18 October 2015 23:48

Lol I'm curious too. Like did the coworker just tell her or tell someone else

By thecodecat | 24

#6438177 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:33

That is unfortunate, but maybe you can have fun with it if there is no convincing them other wise.

thawny_fml | 21

#6438353 - Sunday 18 October 2015 12:16

"I've told you I'm not a nazi at least nein times now, if you don't believe me I'll have to report you to the fuehrer"

tantanpanda | 26

#6438692 - Sunday 18 October 2015 22:44

Whenever OP sees her in private, he could raise his hands and salute.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6438698 - Sunday 18 October 2015 23:04

Plot twist, the coworker is the actual Nazi.

I did Nazi that coming.

By justcommenting19 | 19

#6438178 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:34

Wait, we're not?

BeautifulChaos27 | 37

#6438327 - Sunday 18 October 2015 10:52

Shhh! Don't tell them about our secret club!

Autistic_Slut | 9

#6556676 - Friday 11 March 2016 4:57

we must keep the organization a secret

By Googolman | 28

#6438186 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:36

I'm wondering how you found that out.

By sylvienoir | 18

#6438187 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:36

Shit, she's onto us.

By 1bj1234 | 12

#6438193 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:40

I bet you did Nazi that coming.

LilMissCanadian | 22

#6438592 - Sunday 18 October 2015 19:40

You forgot "I bet Jew"

By RealSuperSand | 21

#6438203 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:48

Wow. The level of stupidity is over 9000.

higgysaurus | 18

#6438251 - Sunday 18 October 2015 7:29

Why did you pick 9000 out of all the numbers you could have picked? I mean even 10k sorta makes sense

brenton490 | 19

#6438278 - Sunday 18 October 2015 7:55

Because nein thousand sounds better!

spacefish966 | 18

#6438322 - Sunday 18 October 2015 10:07

^^^^win

zombiekiller52 | 24

#6438347 - Sunday 18 October 2015 12:03

What 9000 that's impossible?!!?

Talonshere | 14

#6438349 - Sunday 18 October 2015 12:08

@18 It's a meme. That's why he chose 9000.

9a_1z | 12

#6438514 - Sunday 18 October 2015 17:26

A very old meme, it's shameful, he should hand in his license to meme. All your meme licences are belong to us.

Enkeria | 30

#6438572 - Sunday 18 October 2015 19:01

Apparently #18 has never watched DragonBall Z.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6438700 - Sunday 18 October 2015 23:05

I'd almost say the stupidity is over 6 million.

higgysaurus | 18

#6439413 - Monday 19 October 2015 21:04

#36 shit, my bad

By Cads1 | 24

#6438205 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:48

That's the price you pay for being the supreme race..... Apparently.

By Kruitdamp | 44

#6438209 - Sunday 18 October 2015 6:53

you shouldn't wave with your right hand.

By Tamandua | 19

#6438224 - Sunday 18 October 2015 7:06

Tell her you're Jewish.

higgysaurus | 18

#6438255 - Sunday 18 October 2015 7:34

Why not just tell her "I am not a Nazi"? No sense in lying when telling the truth would be more effective

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