It's not mine, dumbass
By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 01:00
By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 01:00
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Good luck finding a woman truly of worth and with more than just a modicum [Pun not intended - at first - lol.] of intelligence, OP! :-)
It was most likely immaculate conception and you could be the step-dad of The Messiah. Stick around -- there are probably nice perks for hanging out with the Lord.
umm so do you still cum bro?
Yes. It’s the prostate gland that produces semen. It wouldn’t contain any swimmers. He’s shooting blanks.
Why did you not check for stuff. Idiot
Tell her you want to do a DNA test to see if it’s really yours or you’re leaving her. She knows it’s not yours so she’ll freak and admit it.
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It was most likely immaculate conception and you could be the step-dad of The Messiah. Stick around -- there are probably nice perks for hanging out with the Lord.
Actually, even if you’re unable to impregnate or be impregnated you should still wear protection to prevent STD and STI’s. Juuust to be safe.