Miscellaneous: Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2015 08:23 - Maldives - Male

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML

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UnidentifiedFun 37

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Monday 16 November 2015 22:24

Well, props to her for being honest.. But I don't see why she would just drop that bombshell out of nowhere.

Meechiepie 13

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Monday 16 November 2015 22:24

now the real question is how did your dad react? Did it happen in some nutty 3-way thing, or are do your parents have an open relationship? I can understand that this would definitely be really hard to take in, but hey, you've got a new brother!

UnidentifiedFun 37

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Monday 16 November 2015 22:24

Well, props to her for being honest.. But I don't see why she would just drop that bombshell out of nowhere.

epicx22 22

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Monday 16 November 2015 22:35

Maybe to perhaps just Come clean to Michael & OP, instead of making them both assume that Michael is Kevin's father.

MidnaLink 33

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Monday 16 November 2015 23:03

THAT had better be the reason.

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 17 November 2015 8:37

Yeah this definitely needs context...

thawny_fml 21

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Tuesday 17 November 2015 17:45

Or it could be the age old "mum/dad jokes" and OP is an idiot.

OSMC 10

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Thursday 19 November 2015 15:21

mebbe sheh suux at engiissh (possibly the parent in question is imcompetent in the english language)

Meechiepie 13

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Monday 16 November 2015 22:24

MrPotatoFace 9

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Tuesday 17 November 2015 22:20

he-he. "Hard to take in"

OSMC 10

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Thursday 19 November 2015 15:27

pervy, bro, just too pervy

ellabellaboom 24

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Monday 16 November 2015 22:25

Well that really sucks OP. I hope that doesn't change the way you see your brother in the long run. I don't known the whole situation so I can't really assume anything. Just be strong for the little guy. Seems like there is going to be a string of problems to come. I hope I'm wrong though. Good luck OP.

nicolemf4 13

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Monday 16 November 2015 22:30

in my country those names are interchangeable; I see no problem

beeferjay 34

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Monday 16 November 2015 23:11

in soviet russia, michael means kevin and kevin means michael

militarybrat 21

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Tuesday 17 November 2015 5:30

Michael doesnt even come close to kevin. Like.. Not even for a nickname. Not in english anyways, since op was written in english.

MDoremis 38

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Tuesday 17 November 2015 7:28

49, it says where the post originated under it. I don't believe the Maldives is an English speaking country (at least as a national language) nor does it have a US military base to provide a family that fits your assumption.

nikkipettyfer 24

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Monday 16 November 2015 22:31

What do you even say to that...

MDoremis 38

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Monday 16 November 2015 22:31

Well that was a plot twist.

hardcorefan16 22

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Monday 16 November 2015 22:33

Wow that's awkward. I hope your dad wasn't in the room.

trucker2 33

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Monday 16 November 2015 22:35

Kevin must be the mail man !

beeferjay 34

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Monday 16 November 2015 23:13

he's definitely the nail man

MrSassypants 32

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Monday 16 November 2015 23:47

I'm Kevin, and sorry to disappoint but I'm not the mail man, the nail man, or the father. But in gym class when we ran a mile I was known as the snail man if it makes you feel any better.