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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
Why was your laptop so close to where you were fucking? Didn't you have the sense to move it, or were you streaming your achievements on Twitch?
Is this the one who peed on you? You need a rubber sex room with drains in the floor.