Seventh heaven

By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable aggressive orgasm. I'd celebrate my efforts only if she didn't knock over my new expensive laptop, when then split in half. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 782
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Why was your laptop so close to where you were fucking? Didn't you have the sense to move it, or were you streaming your achievements on Twitch?

Is this the one who peed on you? You need a rubber sex room with drains in the floor.

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Is this the one who peed on you? You need a rubber sex room with drains in the floor.

Why was your laptop so close to where you were fucking? Didn't you have the sense to move it, or were you streaming your achievements on Twitch?

Don't fuck with homework bud.

Very confused by this? Whats going on with the laptop? Even if she broke the laptop enjoy the incredible sex my friend.

“Laptop and girlfriend don’t go together.” — Sun Tzu, The Art of War “Laptop or girlfriend, pick one” — Lao Tzu, Life and Taoism

Was this before or after she pissed on your face / you cheated on her with a trans woman?