Seventh heaven

By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
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manb91gb 15

Why was your laptop so close to where you were *******? Didn't you have the sense to move it, or were you streaming your achievements on Twitch?

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RichardPencil 30

Is this the one who peed on you? You need a rubber sex room with drains in the floor.

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RichardPencil 30

Is this the one who peed on you? You need a rubber sex room with drains in the floor.

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manb91gb 15

Why was your laptop so close to where you were *******? Didn't you have the sense to move it, or were you streaming your achievements on Twitch?

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J15237 25

Very confused by this? Whats going on with the laptop? Even if she broke the laptop enjoy the incredible sex my friend.

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Nimesh Priyodit 11

“Laptop and girlfriend don’t go together.” — Sun Tzu, The Art of War “Laptop or girlfriend, pick one” — Lao Tzu, Life and Taoism

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