By AverageAvarice - 07/07/2016 20:09 - United States
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By 1sasafras1 - 17/06/2016 04:01 - United States - Jonesborough
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Yup. Just the skimmer net under water. The location made us unable to use the pole with the skimmer attached
By NowBubbleWrapSucks - 27/05/2018 20:30
Got likes on the mind
By Yeahyeahyeah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City
Missed opportunities
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Parasites
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MILs gonna MIL...
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Specially for dad
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Richard
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It's getting hot in here
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Caught in 404p
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Wildlife
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Nice guy
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By rcoale1983 - 14/08/2016 17:59 - United States - Streamwood
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Hi everyone. I'm the one who posted this. I knew I would get slaughtered in the comments, totally expected it. I wasn't able to explain everything in 300 characters. So here goes... my fiancee and I have been together for 8 years. I have nothing against her culture. If I did, we wouldn't be getting married. I've been to many Cambodian events and never had an issue. It's interesting going to these things. It's different and it's a new experience. Anyways, during this practice, everything was going smooth up until I had the whole family questioning me all at the same time. There's a part in the ceremony where I have to kneel down. I'm a disabled vet. My left knee is shot. I can't kneel down. The whole family knows this. When I refused to kneel down, everyone was shocked that my knee is bad. They've known about my knees since forever. That's when everyone decided to start hounding me and that's when I said, "this is ******* retarded." I didn't mean at all for it to come out. It just came out. Never at any point was it directed at their culture. It was directed at everybody there acting all surprised about my knees and everybody there questioning me and trying tell me what to do all at the same time. What I said was completely said out of frustration.
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Good Meowrning!
By piliseep - 01/12/2017 15:00 - United States - Apex
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Bad pranks are annoying
By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00
Cute
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By toilet on the clock - 08/06/2016 10:40 - China - Guangzhou
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Hey this is OP, I know a lot of people are not familiar with the hours residents must work. I work an 80 hour week. 12-24 hour shifts 4-5 days a week. I must take a break every 16 hours but it's usually every 12. I have a locker with blankets, clothes etc. I sleep in the doctor's lounge and shower in the locker room. I'm on 24 hour call for the ER this month and since anything can happen at anytime I'm constantly being called for something while on break (when ever I'm eating). It's really not bad once you get used to it, I can sometimes squeeze in a couple hours of sleep at the end of a twelve hour period, do some studying then clock back in. Adrenaline wakes me up in serious situations. My attending physician is a nice person but really brutal with their assigned work-load. I must work long hours so I can observe the full conditions of the patients assigned to me.