FML : Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

By DosSantos - / Thursday 3 August 2017 00:30 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7519399 - Thursday 3 August 2017 0:46

You went to Hungary and came back Thirsty?

By jbuckets_404 | 36

#7519629 - Thursday 3 August 2017 4:56

OP: why did you buy more condoms in Hungary?

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7519389 - Thursday 3 August 2017 0:38

Sounds like the condoms got luckier than you did!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7519399 - Thursday 3 August 2017 0:46

You went to Hungary and came back Thirsty?

By Ainarr | 27

#7519413 - Thursday 3 August 2017 1:02

were you, like, there with someone, or did you expect to have sex with a few randos on the way?

By jfsiv | 17

#7519536 - Thursday 3 August 2017 3:17

That's societies way of telling you to please do not procreate.

By jbuckets_404 | 36

#7519629 - Thursday 3 August 2017 4:56

OP: why did you buy more condoms in Hungary?

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7519897 - Thursday 3 August 2017 10:03

Wait, what?? Did someone give you extra condoms and tell you not to reproduce?

By jkjorn | 14

#7520245 - Thursday 3 August 2017 15:35

Must have been embarrassing having to declare them at Customs..

InfiniteSecret | 20

#7527608 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 15:58

Why would you have to declare them? ????

By dima_1200000954 | 1

#7520863 - Friday 4 August 2017 0:58

How did this happen??

By GhostFox | 33

#7524515 - Sunday 6 August 2017 16:12

Sounds like you should look up some of those life hacks involving condoms. At least they won't go to waste that way.

By Talented73 | 53

#7525096 - Monday 7 August 2017 1:55

Everybody knows, you fill them with water and throw them off the roof.

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