Sounds like the condoms got luckier than you did!

You went to Hungary and came back Thirsty?

were you, like, there with someone, or did you expect to have sex with a few randos on the way?

That's societies way of telling you to please do not procreate.

OP: why did you buy more condoms in Hungary?

Wait, what?? Did someone give you extra condoms and tell you not to reproduce?

Must have been embarrassing having to declare them at Customs..

Why would you have to declare them? ????

How did this happen??

Sounds like you should look up some of those life hacks involving condoms. At least they won't go to waste that way.

Everybody knows, you fill them with water and throw them off the roof.