FML : Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By "Bianka05" - / Wednesday 19 July 2017 20:00 /

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7499017 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 20:20

This is totally understandable because we often forget our daily routines when we're absent from them for about a week. That alarm clock had to have been really terrifying!

By lucasjames22 | 8

#7499058 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 20:46

sigh. another I peed myself story. apparently bladder control is a big issue with people.

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7499017 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 20:20

This is totally understandable because we often forget our daily routines when we're absent from them for about a week. That alarm clock had to have been really terrifying!

By lucasjames22 | 8

#7499058 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 20:46

sigh. another I peed myself story. apparently bladder control is a big issue with people.

evilplatypus | 37

#7499492 - Thursday 20 July 2017 3:14

Yeah, I have an insanely weak bladder, but even I'm like "Jesus people, enough already."

By Brightbulb | 39

#7499229 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 23:05

such an alarmingly wake up call. hope you got enough sleep and had time to clean yourself up, or your co-workers may dispute your next vacation request.