By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
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Glowworm56 26

This is totally understandable because we often forget our daily routines when we're absent from them for about a week. That alarm clock had to have been really terrifying!

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lucasjames22 8

sigh. another I peed myself story. apparently bladder control is a big issue with people.

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Glowworm56 26

This is totally understandable because we often forget our daily routines when we're absent from them for about a week. That alarm clock had to have been really terrifying!

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lucasjames22 8

sigh. another I peed myself story. apparently bladder control is a big issue with people.

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evilplatypus 38

Yeah, I have an insanely weak bladder, but even I'm like "Jesus people, enough already."

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Brightbulb 39

such an alarmingly wake up call. hope you got enough sleep and had time to clean yourself up, or your co-workers may dispute your next vacation request.

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Cali 54

I've never peed myself awake but I have fallen out of the bed. Mornings are difficult.

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