Miscellaneous, Weird and Weather: Wind? Thief? Hit and run?

Wind? Thief? Hit and run?

By Where is My Tree? - 28/02/2025 03:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML

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Pyrocrashe 11

Friday 28 February 2025 21:39

Start looking into tree law, while your trying to figure it out.

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Pyrocrashe 11

Friday 28 February 2025 21:39

Start looking into tree law, while your trying to figure it out.

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