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  toelie  |  25

6) annoying characters, from passive Bella to the idealised, romanticised vampires
7) repetitive vocab (take away every 'smug' and 'icy' and there goes half the novel)
8) mention of a Catch-22 that isn't actually one (something like "If I choose Jacob I'll hurt Edward; if I choose Edward I can't see Jacob anymore. It was a Catch-22." No, it wasn't. It was just unfortunate.)
9) this bit: "He was so beautiful. He was so.. so.. beyond description." If you can't describe it, that's just bad writing.

  traze  |  7

With a total gross of over two billion. It is obviously not a fail and those are personal opinions of to why it sucks. All movies are cliché....

  DocBastard  |  38

Calling something "a fail" is a failure. Fail is a verb, not a noun.

Just because people buy it doesn't make it good. People buy $1.5 billion-worth of Peeps every year and they're fucking disgusting.

  traze  |  7

Again personal opinion...I LOVE PEEPS!!!...back on topic...why would someone buy or spend their money if they do not like it?! Your speaking for yourself and not for the mass....

  IDontKnow10101  |  14

57 - Just because twilight made over 2 billion dollars does not mean it doesn't fail, it simply means a mass of people wasted money totaling over 2 billion dollars to see a shitty romantic vampire movie

  The_Hitdude  |  12

^...And just like America is the only country who doesn't appreciate football, Stephenie Meyer and her drones are the only people who don't realize how bad Twilight is.

  mikeymayhem_87  |  15

5 reasons why Twilight sucks:

1: excessive homosexual suggestions

2: generic love story bordering on romantic comedy-type romance

3: doesn't follow vampire "tradition" even though they claim to, i.e. glittering instead of bursting into flames in sun.

4: gloomy and dreary mood and lighting throughout the whole movie would probably make it more depressing if I watched it.

5: it spawned a culture phenomenon that has turned thousands of people into annoying fan boys and girls that talk of only Twilight 24-7


Twilight was complete crap. The movies were infinitely worse than the books because of terrible acting. If the facts that vampires sparkling wasn't bad enough, they got the worst actors ever to play the roles.
Twilight is the Rebecca Black of movies and books.


Crazy ex made me read and watch twilight and it just raped my childhood... I loved vampyre (or vampire) legends when I was a kid. A REAL vampyre: Dies in sunlight, Needs human blood to live, bites cause sickness then death then vampyrism, they can hypnotize, and they require permission to enter


Sorry for double post, accidently submitted it before I could finish... lousy computer enter houses. I got this information from Nosferatu and Bram Stoker's Dracula...

  ladyLALAA  |  28

I can't work out if Traze is trolling or not. Twlilight MAY have made 2 billion but I bet if all the people who DON'T endorse twilight were made to buy a copy there'd be much more then 2billion. Can't help kids with poor taste. And vampires DO NOT sparkle, get some Anne Rice in your book library! Now that is a vampire series!

  br0ccoli  |  14

55 - Omg #6 is one of my pet peeves. Ugh.

Bella depended way too much on the vampire guy. I saw one movie and I wanted to shake her the whole time and tell her "he's not that cool!" I really hope girls don't think it's normal to seek approval from guys, going through all types of crap just to get him, thinking that she would die without him. Sounds like a recipe for getting into an abusive relationship.

"you push me away, and emotionally scar me with your games, and you could kill me, but that doesn't matter because I want you! We are destined, our story is just like Twilight, so romantic!" WTF.

  Krirn  |  21

Nope, it would've said so below their comment, or you can check the top of the FML for the username, melonhead77 would be the OP in this case.

  missalkali  |  8

or we are gonna die of being a dickhead and going nuts over every time someone uses your instead of you're (OMG THE WORLD IS GOING TO COME TO AN END!!! someone said your!!)