By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus
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6) annoying characters, from passive Bella to the idealised, romanticised vampires 7) repetitive vocab (take away every 'smug' and 'icy' and there goes half the novel) 8) mention of a Catch-22 that isn't actually one (something like "If I choose Jacob I'll hurt Edward; if I choose Edward I can't see Jacob anymore. It was a Catch-22." No, it wasn't. It was just unfortunate.) 9) this bit: "He was so beautiful. He was so.. so.. beyond description." If you can't describe it, that's just bad writing.
5 reasons why Twilight sucks: 1: excessive homosexual suggestions 2: generic love story bordering on romantic comedy-type romance 3: doesn't follow vampire "tradition" even though they claim to, i.e. glittering instead of bursting into flames in sun. 4: gloomy and dreary mood and lighting throughout the whole movie would probably make it more depressing if I watched it. 5: it spawned a culture phenomenon that has turned thousands of people into annoying fan boys and girls that talk of only Twilight 24-7
Crazy ex made me read and watch twilight and it just raped my childhood... I loved vampyre (or vampire) legends when I was a kid. A REAL vampyre: Dies in sunlight, Needs human blood to live, bites cause sickness then death then vampyrism, they can hypnotize, and they require permission to enter
I can't work out if Traze is trolling or not. Twlilight MAY have made 2 billion but I bet if all the people who DON'T endorse twilight were made to buy a copy there'd be much more then 2billion. Can't help kids with poor taste. And vampires DO NOT sparkle, get some Anne Rice in your book library! Now that is a vampire series!
55 - Omg #6 is one of my pet peeves. Ugh. Bella depended way too much on the vampire guy. I saw one movie and I wanted to shake her the whole time and tell her "he's not that cool!" I really hope girls don't think it's normal to seek approval from guys, going through all types of crap just to get him, thinking that she would die without him. Sounds like a recipe for getting into an abusive relationship. "you push me away, and emotionally scar me with your games, and you could kill me, but that doesn't matter because I want you! We are destined, our story is just like Twilight, so romantic!" WTF.
Please say twilight was at the least awesome end. Actually scrap that, please tell me you don't own twilight in DVD.
1) Trite story 2) Bad writing 3) Bad acting 4) Too much hype 5) Sparkling fucking vampires