By Anonymous - 06/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my twin sons have decided to forego the toilet, and instead poop in random places around the house. FML
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stumpygremlin 13

They’ll grow up to be superintendents of schools and poop on football fields

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Dave_Davington 33

Have you tried rubbing their noses in it? That might help.

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TCRII 29

Have them clean it up.

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ChromoTec 24

As they always say, "double trouble!"

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Dave_Davington 33

Have you tried rubbing their noses in it? That might help.

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Mungolikecandy 19

The twist in the tale; they are 27 years old!

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RichardPencil 30

It’s very strange that you and “Amanda Jaworski” both chose 27 as the age of the fully-grown twins.

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Mungolikecandy 19

That is the standard age of twins following a strange event in Midwich 27 years ago... I actually find it strange that that comment posted here and on another unrelated FML when I only made it once?

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stumpygremlin 13

They’ll grow up to be superintendents of schools and poop on football fields

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Lobby_Bee 17

I think they might be mad at you.

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

So how old are they? When I started reading this, I was thinking of teenagers. Then I got to the end and I was hoping they were not.

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like a new version of Hide-and-Seek where they’ve changed the meaning of “it.”

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Glowworm56 26

This is the grossest version of hide and seek I've ever heard of!

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Glowworm56 26

This is the grossest version of hide and seek I've ever heard of!

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Glowworm56 26

This is the grossest version of hide and seek I've ever heard of!

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