By Anonymous - 06/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my twin sons have decided to forego the toilet, and instead poop in random places around the house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 703
You deserved it 411

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They’ll grow up to be superintendents of schools and poop on football fields

Have you tried rubbing their noses in it? That might help.

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Let the punishments commence.

TCRII 29

Have them clean it up.

ChromoTec 24

As they always say, "double trouble!"

Have you tried rubbing their noses in it? That might help.

Mungolikecandy 19

The twist in the tale; they are 27 years old!

It’s very strange that you and “Amanda Jaworski” both chose 27 as the age of the fully-grown twins.

Mungolikecandy 19

That is the standard age of twins following a strange event in Midwich 27 years ago... I actually find it strange that that comment posted here and on another unrelated FML when I only made it once?

They’ll grow up to be superintendents of schools and poop on football fields

Lobby_Bee 17

I think they might be mad at you.

So how old are they? When I started reading this, I was thinking of teenagers. Then I got to the end and I was hoping they were not.

Sounds like a new version of Hide-and-Seek where they’ve changed the meaning of “it.”

This is the grossest version of hide and seek I've ever heard of!

This is the grossest version of hide and seek I've ever heard of!

This is the grossest version of hide and seek I've ever heard of!