How big is her purse that she spent 20 minutes on that?

How big of a jerk are you that you let her do this for 20 minutes??

I’m gonna assume you thought she was looking for something else, which is why you said nothing for 20min?

So she couldn't find her keys and needed the flash light. She found the flash light - so now she could look for them. I sometimes get the idea to call somebody while reading - which is always a problem because I can't find the phone. In real life I read on my phone - but my strange brain does not accept that my book and my phone is the same device 😂

Insert blonde joke here

Did she get straight A’s in her last semester of college?

We’ve all been there. Not for that long. But we have all done something similar.

I think we've all done something like this. I've looked for my glasses before and then figured out I was wearing them.

I can't tell you how many times I've looked everywhere for my sunglasses...while they were on top of my head.

Is she blond?