That's totally rude and they (hopefully) should know better. Also hopefully got a serious talking to but either way it's nice you get to laugh about it OP

Come on man. Halloween was 6 months ago.

Well, make the best of the situation. Pant, bark and lick the kid's face happily.

Little kids are still learning the differences between different objects and species. At a young age they think cats and dogs are the same thing too.

If your username is not a reference to the Manga Tramps Like Us, read it. There's a character Momo who is human but living as someone's pet dog.

rear-entry?

Football! *punt*

Snapchat filters are taking over real life faces now?

Maybe he means like Pitbull, Mr. Worldwide 305! He does ok with the ladies, if you know what I mean. Dale, dale!

Perhaps you had puppy-eyes! ;)