All bunged up

By Buzz - 01/10/2017 13:00

Today, I've been caffeine-free for 2 weeks. It's turned me into a constipated angry bitch. FML
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Seeya55 31

Just drink Decaf. Same effects, minus the caffeine and angry bitch!

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raven_of_azarath 34

One of my friends in grade school constantly sang a parody of Avril Lavigne's Complicated, titled Constipated.

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Richard Coco 2

don't lose sight of the end goal. keep going, no matter what. those who truly support you will understand.

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exileonmainst 16

"Constipated".. Look at you with your big, fancy college words!

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Seeya55 31

Id almost say you're meta, but we used 'constipated' with potty humor in grade school.

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exileonmainst 16

Yeah, fair enough. Not my best work.

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raven_of_azarath 34

One of my friends in grade school constantly sang a parody of Avril Lavigne's Complicated, titled Constipated.

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Cali 54

I bet that's the Weird Al version! I knew a lot of his covers of hit songs before I heard the songs themselves. "Hot In Here" is forever ruined.

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duhoh 3

Caffeine-free is good for what? I can't either way though..

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DarthPaulGames 11

I decided to take coffee out of my diet. Trust me it's bad for a few months but gets better over time for all problems which it's making. Good luck!

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kmarie22_613e 25

Months? I'm barely a week in an miserable!

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Seeya55 31

Just drink Decaf. Same effects, minus the caffeine and angry bitch!

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RichardPencil 30

Why would you turn your back on caffeine? Hasn’t it been a reliable and loyal molecule for you your whole life? Repent to the bitter, brown god and you will be rewarded with evacuated bowels.

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RichardPencil 30

C’mon, Sarah, quit dicking around with weak, namby-pamby stimulants. Put on your big-girl pants and dive into the coke!

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davecross 11

Take a laxative and you will feel much better

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

I've been coffein free for 18 years now. try and beat that...

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