By azouwa - 01/06/2017 13:31

Today, I was told I'm too old for sex. I'm 35. FML
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azouwa 26

There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).

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GhostFox 33

Whoever said that has obviously never been in a nursing home for the elderly. They get up to some major shit in those.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Let me guess, your wife told you that?

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GhostFox 33

Whoever said that has obviously never been in a nursing home for the elderly. They get up to some major shit in those.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Let me guess, your wife told you that?

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azouwa 26

lol Nah, some 20 yo girls I go to school with. but still funny.

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Glowworm56 26

just TRY telling that to all those frisky elderly people!

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RichardPencil 30

That's what you get when you go trolling the high schools for "dates." Or so I've heard.

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azouwa 26

There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).

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RichardPencil 30

Plot twist: the assignment was a study of medieval road-building techniques.

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Pixiewolfe 46

Obviously the person never clicked on the milf/filf section on **** sites.every one loves sex!

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Talented73 54

No you're not, you're torally bangable :-)

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fishwizard 6

You're never too old for sex

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stephh_1 11

You can never be too old for sex, whoever said that obviously is an idiot!

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Rootbeerbum 15

if thatsbtwonold I have 5 years and 4 months to go

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