By azouwa - 01/06/2017 13:31

Today, I was told I'm too old for sex. I'm 35. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 177
You deserved it 496

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azouwa 26

There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).

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Whoever said that has obviously never been in a nursing home for the elderly. They get up to some major shit in those.

Let me guess, your wife told you that?

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Whoever said that has obviously never been in a nursing home for the elderly. They get up to some major shit in those.

Let me guess, your wife told you that?

azouwa 26

lol Nah, some 20 yo girls I go to school with. but still funny.

just TRY telling that to all those frisky elderly people!

That's what you get when you go trolling the high schools for "dates." Or so I've heard.

azouwa 26

There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).

Plot twist: the assignment was a study of medieval road-building techniques.

Obviously the person never clicked on the milf/filf section on porn sites.every one loves sex!

No you're not, you're torally bangable :-)

You're never too old for sex

You can never be too old for sex, whoever said that obviously is an idiot!

if thatsbtwonold I have 5 years and 4 months to go