FML : Today, I was told I'm too old for sex. I'm 35. FML

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Today, I was told I'm too old for sex. I'm 35. FML

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azouwa Say more :

There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).

By azouwa - / Thursday 1 June 2017 13:31 /

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By GhostFox | 33

#7460453 - Friday 26 May 2017 06:07

Whoever said that has obviously never been in a nursing home for the elderly. They get up to some major shit in those.

By Lobby_Bee | 13

#7460594 - Friday 26 May 2017 12:19

Let me guess, your wife told you that?

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By GhostFox | 33

#7460453 - Friday 26 May 2017 06:07

Whoever said that has obviously never been in a nursing home for the elderly. They get up to some major shit in those.

By Lobby_Bee | 13

#7460594 - Friday 26 May 2017 12:19

Let me guess, your wife told you that?

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azouwa | 18

#7461331 - Saturday 27 May 2017 10:47

lol Nah, some 20 yo girls I go to school with. but still funny.

By Glowworm56 | 19

#7460640 - Friday 26 May 2017 01:50

just TRY telling that to all those frisky elderly people!

By RichardPencil | 22

#7460683 - Friday 26 May 2017 04:07

That's what you get when you go trolling the high schools for "dates." Or so I've heard.

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azouwa | 18

#7463245 - Wednesday 31 May 2017 07:42

There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).

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RichardPencil | 22

#7463982 - Friday 2 June 2017 03:37

Plot twist: the assignment was a study of medieval road-building techniques.

By Pixiewolfe | 45

#7460784 - Friday 26 May 2017 08:21

Obviously the person never clicked on the milf/filf section on porn sites.every one loves sex!

By Talented73 | 43

#7463700 - Thursday 1 June 2017 03:21

No you're not, you're torally bangable :-)

By fishwizard | 6

#7463813 - Thursday 1 June 2017 08:31

You're never too old for sex

By stephh_1 | 11

#7480735 - Thursday 6 July 2017 06:09

You can never be too old for sex, whoever said that obviously is an idiot!

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