Why would you say that?

By Rowaelin16 - 23/08/2016 02:50 - United States - Chicago

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Today, my family and I finally moved out of our apartment, and into a more accommodating house. However, as we were leaving, my brother leans over and whispers in my ear, "I've masturbated in every room of that apartment, but it was the best in your room." We've lived there for 3 years. FML
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BlockOfRedStone 25

He'd probably like that

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XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

"I've shitted in every room of this house, but yours was the best"

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MetalxSoldier 26

Yeah, that's not creepy coming from your brother.

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okudatwo 11

Now might be a good time to reveal to him the hidden cameras you conveniently decided to put in each room 3 years ago.

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Lalala579121 27

And then summarily destroyed once you saw your brother masturbating on them?

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Allornone 35

well, now you have to one up him by masturbating in every room of the new house. actually, no, that's just creepy. nevermind.

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MetalxSoldier 26

Dude no, just... no.

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PePziNL 20

I smell something else...

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Lizzy500 16

Your brother is a weirdo.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Underware sounds like silverware you keep in your underwear. (P.S., this isn't how spooning works.)

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Fmlreadermostly 20

That's where you look him in the eye and say "same".

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Nyattack 14

Given the brother's... preferences, this could go wrong in many ways !

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