By T3kM4n - 20/09/2016 06:08 - United States - Spokane

Today, I've been recovering for a week from my medically needed circumcision. I'm 30, and they advise you wear essentially a jock strap for the first week to help. It wasn't too bad until I went to take the thing off and it caught a stitch on my manhood. That's the most unique pain ever. FML
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Well that gives new meaning to the term 'yanking it'!!

airdude25 18

Oh my god! I could only imagine... I'm so sorry OP!


airdude25 18

Oh my god! I could only imagine... I'm so sorry OP!

xKrisSmoove 21

Don't...don't try to imagine

Well that gives new meaning to the term 'yanking it'!!

meant to like it, sorry!

LevelupKid 8

No one says "yanking it"

Ouch! Gives new meaning to staying in the "hood"

Except that OP is no longer in the hood.

Ouch, ouch, ouch!!! Quick healing OP!

Unique... so unique

Interesting they didn't tell me that when I was 16 for a similar medical reason. They just dosed me with heavy pain meds and said good luck.

andrmac 25

Probably because you could have someone take care of your all your basic needs. Where he would have to still make meals, go to the store, get gas, clean up after everything if he single. Adulting means being passed out on pain meds for 3 or so days and waking every now and then for someone to bring you food isn't going to happen unless someone is willing to do that. He does need to go back to work at some point. You can missing school for several days for medical needs, but you do run out of sick time and short term disability does not pay you full pay check dollars.

You are a braver man than I, I would have killed myself after feeling that pain

And give your family lots of pain?

Okay, I know that area is extremely sensitive for guys, but that's going a little too far.

I really hope you're joking.

Haha suicide joke, so funny

Very few FMLs make me cringe the way this has. I hope you heal fast.

I'm a girl and I cringed. The idea of a stitch getting caught on anything makes me cringe, but on private parts, ahh {shivers}. Hope you heal quickly op!

I literally cringed when i read this. I feel ya bro!

This hurt me just reading about it...