FML : Today, while working the Sunday rush at the deli, I held up a piece of ham to a blind customer and asked him if it was thick enough. FML

Today, while working the Sunday rush at the deli, I held up a piece of ham to a blind customer and asked him if it was thick enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 3 October 2016 14:09 / United States - East Brunswick

Intimacy

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By irishmaiden78 | 23

#6698677 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:05

It happens. Common actions are hard to break the habit of. You didn't do it on purpose and I'm sure they weren't offended.

By Tripartita | 44

#6698694 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:26

That's it, OP. He's recorded your name into his dictaphone, and you'll be the subject of much criticism at their next meeting. The blind will work together to come up with a suitable punishment for your unforgivable faux pas.

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By irishmaiden78 | 23

#6698677 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:05

It happens. Common actions are hard to break the habit of. You didn't do it on purpose and I'm sure they weren't offended.

JMichael | 25

#6698702 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:44

Too be honest I might have done the same thing out of habit myself.

By _Just_My_Luck | 15

#6698679 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:08

Guess he didn't see that one coming.

By musicforhearts | 15

#6698680 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:09

Mistakes happen, especially during a rush. You probably could've played it off by handing it to the customer and letting them try it.

By ThePaperDragon | 31

#6698683 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:10

At least he likely did not notice you holding it up to him.

By tyler_the_asiann | 16

#6698692 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:25

Well, Did end up asking him to feel your meat?

By Tripartita | 44

#6698694 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:26

ThrottleJockey | 34

#6698972 - Tuesday 4 October 2016 14:34

She'll never see it coming.

By Yarecho | 14

#6698698 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:35

I don't know... Was it thick enough?

By gracehi | 31

#6698700 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:35

George W Bush once waved at Stevie Wonder, and he was arguably the most powerful man in the world at one time. I think you'll be okay.

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6698828 - Tuesday 4 October 2016 4:09

He also told a blind reporter off for wearing sunglasses in a White House press conference not realising he was blind.

He did take some stick for that one.

By stressedartist | 14

#6698704 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:51

In your defense you were probably tired

By RichardPencil | 25

#6698706 - Monday 3 October 2016 19:52

You should have flapped it around like you were waving a flag. He could have heard how thick it was.

LyricaSilvan | 29

#6698798 - Tuesday 4 October 2016 2:37

-cue wet, meaty slapping sounds as the ham flops against itself-

"Sounds pretty thick. Let's call it good."

Tripartita | 44

#6698872 - Tuesday 4 October 2016 6:27

These might be the most unintentionally sexual comments I've read.

I'm… I'm not complaining. What else should the OP do with their meat? Ooh, what if it's TOO thick?!