Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
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Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
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Top comments
czeuren 4
Your best friend included you in his plan, thank him.
LikeLegitness 21
Your friend has a childish way of getting out of doing things they don't want to do
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Comments (15)
EarthsMightiestHeroes 20
History tests make me wanna puke, too.
czeuren 4
Your best friend included you in his plan, thank him.
dexter420 21
Now you have an extra day to study
ffc Squall 14
Why though?
LikeLegitness 21
Your friend has a childish way of getting out of doing things they don't want to do
emmy04 4
Throat punch him
RichardPencil 32
You coulda sympathy-puked your way out of the test, too!
Lobby_Bee 18
Boys these days, don't be a sissy and just fail the test like a man. All these nonsense is just delaying inevitable.
mccuish 25
Did it work at least and did you get out of the test?
Aurora94 20
Maybe your friend belongs in the special needs class