By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

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Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 566
You deserved it 2 047

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Poor guy. He took a chance, and it blew up in his face.

OP, my girlfriend did that once to me. She is now my wife. I understood she didn’t do it on purpose and she was so embarrassed. It’s not a great thing to happen, but unless you make a habit of it it should not be a romance killer.

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It sounds like the two of you have pretty different sex drives. He must be a great boyfriend overall, if you're willing to wait weeks between sexy times. Has he completely sworn off sex because of your accident, and if so, how do you feel about never getting fucked again?

Unless he’s into Cleveland Steamers, I can understand his reticence for sexy-time....

Poor guy. He took a chance, and it blew up in his face.

Good thing you didn’t sneeze.

OP, my girlfriend did that once to me. She is now my wife. I understood she didn’t do it on purpose and she was so embarrassed. It’s not a great thing to happen, but unless you make a habit of it it should not be a romance killer.

That stinks!

Well what happened in the first place that caused weeks of no sex? Do you just fart a lot during sex or what?

You are a terrible person

One of nature's cruel jokes- putting a playground next to a sewer.

well that'll be another long dry fart I mean dry spell 😆