Health: Cheesy.

Cheesy.

By freshflowerz - 16/03/2018 00:00 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 357

You deserved it 461

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Supportive

By Khagen - 27/01/2021 05:01

Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 698

You deserved it 109

By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 098

You deserved it 8 821

By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 713

You deserved it 3 233

Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 04/02/2024 21:00

Today, I finally forced my husband to go to the doctor's for his chronically itchy arsehole, which he scratches in his sleep, and ends up bleeding all over the sheets. Turns out it’s a fungal infection. Now he has to apply a cream twice a day, which isn’t fun to watch when he does it in the bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 592

You deserved it 158

By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 512

You deserved it 718

By so much for romance - 11/01/2015 03:21 - United States - Queensbury

Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 690

You deserved it 4 757

Too dry

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 20:00

Today, I spent the evening with my new wife at the doctor’s because she thought she had a UTI. The doctor sent the nurse to talk to us because he was too embarrassed to tell us that we just needed to use more lube. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 823

You deserved it 409

By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 288

You deserved it 831

By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 21:57 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 790

You deserved it 3 217

By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 683

You deserved it 134

aruden 25

Friday 16 March 2018 10:01

Cheddar puss sounds grosse lol it's a shame he didn't come up with any nice bread related names. Maybe the longer you have the yeast infection he will eventually rise to the task.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 March 2018 7:05

He should mix it up and call you Beer-gina or Dough-****. On the other hand, his lack of imagination might be a blessing.

Comments

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 16 March 2018 6:43

Mmmmmm, cheese.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Friday 16 March 2018 6:45

Not a bad nickname considering all the other things he could have came up with. GL with everything OP.

Burle 17

Friday 16 March 2018 6:52

What do you call a 400 lb woman with a yeast infection? A whopper with cheese

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 March 2018 7:05

He should mix it up and call you Beer-gina or Dough-****. On the other hand, his lack of imagination might be a blessing.

Dillon Arbogast 10

Saturday 31 March 2018 7:00

His lack of determination of debating which name he should call his wife with a yeast infection is the blessing. Taking even more than 30 seconds to pick the”best name” to call her is way worse then a lack of imagination hahah

aruden 25

Friday 16 March 2018 10:01

Cheddar puss sounds grosse lol it's a shame he didn't come up with any nice bread related names. Maybe the longer you have the yeast infection he will eventually rise to the task.