And before tapping the time clock

I wish I was smart enough to tell if this could be done or not...

Is it getting hot in here?

So take off all your clothes.

It's not too far off from being accurate. • If one was erect and somebody was laying in front of them, you'd probably want them to rotate around an axis /parallel/ to the **** instead of perpendicular. • Pi radians is equal to 180°, so they'd just be laying on their stomach. • 144 thrusts per minute is a little more than a couple thrusts per second. • Thrusting 4.8 less times per second means you'll have decelerated to a stop around thirty seconds (4.8*30=144) near climaxing.

Dude the fact that you went into that much detail upgraded you to my favourite person :)

There was a FML a little while ago (it's currently the second result if you search "envelope") on which I posted a comment. You told me then I was your favourite person, so how could you "upgrade" me now? Did you even remember me?! I… I thought what we had was special…

Oops, when you get to be my age, you start getting memory loss. Ill correct myself and state you are still my favourite person

It is ok. You can be my favorite person. I won't forget you.

I don't think thrusting over 2 times a second is possible but I'm no expert.

Oh, baby. Talk geometry and frequency to me.

You're better than Doc Bastard o.o

...i came.

Holy ****, 2.4 thrusts per second would be mechanical

"She replied saying"