Health, Anxiety and Painful: Fight yoga, try anxiety - FML

Fight yoga, try anxiety

By Anonymous - 16/01/2023 02:00

Today, I started yoga to help with my stress and overall health. I also got a "hit by a truck" migraine in the middle of my second downward dog pose, and spent the last 20 minutes of the 30 minute lesson curled up in fetal position on my new yoga mat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 714

You deserved it 95

Health Anxiety Painful

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

vinvin2210 15

Monday 16 January 2023 10:36

That's a sign of High Blood Pressure.. Get it checked

Yudith 24

Send a private message

Monday 16 January 2023 19:59

Before you see your doctor about those "brained by a morningstar" migraines, avoid the downward dog pose. Or the downward anything pose.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Send a private message

Monday 16 January 2023 3:18

And no one helped you? Did they think you were focusing on the Fetus In Amniotic Fluid pose? That's pretty advanced.

vinvin2210 15

Monday 16 January 2023 10:36

That's a sign of High Blood Pressure.. Get it checked

Yudith 24

Send a private message

Monday 16 January 2023 19:59

Before you see your doctor about those "brained by a morningstar" migraines, avoid the downward dog pose. Or the downward anything pose.

Keywords

Social Media Love Instagram Parents Kids Grandparents Awkward Health Sex Doctor Relatable Intimacy Cars Annoying Transportation Drugs Nightmare ACAB LGBTQIA+ Cops Kittens Cute Cats Marriage Depression Mental health Relationships Argument Ecology Facebook

The Top

Today, while on my first ever date, I ordered a really hot curry, hoping to impress my date. "Yeah," I said smoothly, "not everyone can handle spicy food." When I took a bite, my eyes watered, my mouth burned, and I had to plead for water in between moaning like a dying baboon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 515

You deserved it 33 419

Today, I dislocated my arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 683

You deserved it 4 242

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 850

You deserved it 5 234

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 123

You deserved it 7 020

Today, I was locked inside my dorm room. Yeah, inside. How? Some of my floormates decided to stick pennies in the door frame, which jammed the handle. I was stuck inside my room and had to pee really bad. I couldn't call an RA to get me out either. Why? I am the RA. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 359

You deserved it 5 013

Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 735

You deserved it 32 853