By oh_lordy_me - 24/09/2015 17:53 - United States - Chicago

Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 007
You deserved it 3 300

oh_lordy_me tells us more.

OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)

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lat187 18

I can't make brunch at 9, I have an 8:45 dump scheduled when Megan is doing her makeup.... I just really love her.

What are you feeding him? It's not his fault...

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well that stinks

chrisbeaudoin 26

No, just no.

well that sucks

Just put the litter box outside the bathroom, or learn your cat how to use a toilet.

McDerp 11

Ha you learnt him good

Teach. Teach your cat.

I think that learn can be used in the same place as teach, if I remember correctly.

Or you could stop putting make-up on.

Or put it on somewhere else.

Or close the door.

What are you feeding him? It's not his fault...

To be honest cat poop always smells revolting no matter what. I know from experience, even if you feed them the right cat food they'll always stink the room out after they've done a crap.

@29, its the lyrics to "Smelly Cat", from Friends.

Well, modified to speak to the owner, not the cat. (out of time to edit)

@29: Wrong.

make sure he's not eating anything wild, he might need a trip to the vet feralcat got into the house took a dump as soon as she did my cat started screaming about the smell on the smell was truly ungodly

writergirl1029 17

He's obviously not you're favorite cat.

writergirl1029 17

Your*, stupid autocorrect.

Smelly cat

What are they feeding you?

Nothing worse than a smelly pussy

thehappycamper 13

Reminds me of Phoebe's song.

lat187 18

I can't make brunch at 9, I have an 8:45 dump scheduled when Megan is doing her makeup.... I just really love her.

air freshner?

well then move the litterbox ?