Work: Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in...

By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 20 April 2018 1:48

Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.

Allie614032 34

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Friday 20 April 2018 1:51

I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 20 April 2018 1:48

Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.

Allie614032 34

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Friday 20 April 2018 1:51

I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.

ohsnapword 21

Friday 20 April 2018 2:35

He got them from K-Mart.

LittleRed79 39

Friday 20 April 2018 4:35

Better embarrassing underwear than no underwear at all

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 20 April 2018 2:04

You didn’t feel the breeze on your balls?

devi_916 39

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Friday 20 April 2018 2:06

Keep doing it over and over until it isn't funny anymore, then sing a song about it.

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 20 April 2018 3:01

Rip pants? RIP dignity.

saidoh 14

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Friday 20 April 2018 4:25

Lmao @ the username

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 20 April 2018 5:08

and that's why I wear gym shorts underneath. my line of work I rip my jeans like that fairly often.

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Friday 20 April 2018 5:31

What job is that?

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 20 April 2018 5:35

Railroad Engineer and Conductor, lots of climbing up and down ladders, bending over.

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 20 April 2018 9:56

Stripper?

tonyfan00 38

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Friday 20 April 2018 5:30

Please, PLEASE tell me you were wearing underwear!!

sunshine1421 14

Friday 20 April 2018 6:11

you didn't feel that breeze all day

Chazzster 23

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Friday 20 April 2018 17:35

OP - I’m sorry but my first thought was “Drunk, high, or stupid? How could you not have noticed?”

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