FML : Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens...

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thefoolwhorippedhispants - / Friday 20 April 2018 01:30 /

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7625076 - Friday 20 April 2018 1:48

Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.

By Allie614032 | 31

#7625077 - Friday 20 April 2018 1:51

I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7625076 - Friday 20 April 2018 1:48

Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.

By Allie614032 | 31

#7625077 - Friday 20 April 2018 1:51

I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.

ohsnapword | 21

#7625084 - Friday 20 April 2018 2:35

He got them from K-Mart.

LittleRed79 | 39

#7625093 - Friday 20 April 2018 4:35

Better embarrassing underwear than no underwear at all

By RichardPencil | 25

#7625082 - Friday 20 April 2018 2:04

You didn’t feel the breeze on your balls?

By devi_916 | 39

#7625083 - Friday 20 April 2018 2:06

Keep doing it over and over until it isn't funny anymore, then sing a song about it.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7625086 - Friday 20 April 2018 3:01

Rip pants? RIP dignity.

By saidoh | 13

#7625092 - Friday 20 April 2018 4:25

Lmao @ the username

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7625096 - Friday 20 April 2018 5:08

and that's why I wear gym shorts underneath. my line of work I rip my jeans like that fairly often.

tonyfan00 | 38

#7625103 - Friday 20 April 2018 5:31

What job is that?

Donut_Wizard | 23

#7625162 - Friday 20 April 2018 9:56

Stripper?

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7625102 - Friday 20 April 2018 5:30

Please, PLEASE tell me you were wearing underwear!!

By sunshine1421 | 14

#7625111 - Friday 20 April 2018 6:11

you didn't feel that breeze all day

By Chazzster | 19

#7625301 - Friday 20 April 2018 17:35

OP - I’m sorry but my first thought was “Drunk, high, or stupid? How could you not have noticed?”

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