By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.

I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.

I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.

ohsnapword 21

He got them from K-Mart.

LittleRed79 39

Better embarrassing underwear than no underwear at all

You didn’t feel the breeze on your balls?

Keep doing it over and over until it isn't funny anymore, then sing a song about it.

Donut_Wizard 23

Rip pants? RIP dignity.

Lmao @ the username

CrazyTrainWreck 19

and that's why I wear gym shorts underneath. my line of work I rip my jeans like that fairly often.

What job is that?

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Railroad Engineer and Conductor, lots of climbing up and down ladders, bending over.

Donut_Wizard 23

Stripper?

Please, PLEASE tell me you were wearing underwear!!

sunshine1421 14

you didn't feel that breeze all day

OP - I’m sorry but my first thought was “Drunk, high, or stupid? How could you not have noticed?”