Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.
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Allie614032
| 34
I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.
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Allie614032
| 34
I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.
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ohsnapword
| 21
He got them from K-Mart.
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LittleRed79
| 39
Better embarrassing underwear than no underwear at all
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RichardPencil
| 30
You didn’t feel the breeze on your balls?
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devi_916
| 39
Keep doing it over and over until it isn't funny anymore, then sing a song about it.
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Rip pants? RIP dignity.
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saidoh
| 14
Lmao @ the username
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CrazyTrainWreck
| 19
and that's why I wear gym shorts underneath. my line of work I rip my jeans like that fairly often.
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tonyfan00
| 38
What job is that?
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Stripper?
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tonyfan00
| 38
Please, PLEASE tell me you were wearing underwear!!
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sunshine1421
| 14
you didn't feel that breeze all day
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Chazzster
| 20
OP - I’m sorry but my first thought was “Drunk, high, or stupid? How could you not have noticed?”