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By oh no - 06/06/2016 15:45 - United States - Rochester

Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML

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You deserved it 3 071

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Username - 15/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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Scavengers

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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Phoneless in Seattle

By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 23:00

Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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feven 32

Monday 6 June 2016 22:13

That's pretty smart for a prank. You'd keep calling your phone and go crazy trying to figure out where it was ringing from.

Silverfeathery 21

Monday 6 June 2016 22:10

at least it wasn't stolen, right?

Comments

Silverfeathery 21

Monday 6 June 2016 22:10

at least it wasn't stolen, right?

TheAspieDork 27

Monday 6 June 2016 22:11

Sounds like you got into a bit of a sticky situation.

kamryno 22

Monday 6 June 2016 22:11

Any chance your name is Dwight Schreve?

fhksuaifk 16

Monday 6 June 2016 22:17

Schrute*. Not Schreve.

kamryno 22

Tuesday 7 June 2016 4:27

Ah sorry I honestly wasn't sure about his last name but no one else had commented yet so I was in a hurry to be first and didn't check it. My bad!

UnboundA 10

Tuesday 7 June 2016 6:31

This is why you don't rush to be first. Do you want it fast, or do you want it good?

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 7 June 2016 16:12

Are we talking about sex? Because I'm fine with either.

RHChiliPeppers 17

Tuesday 7 June 2016 21:16

And by the way, it's Andy Bernard whose phone gets put in the ceiling as a prank.

feven 32

Monday 6 June 2016 22:13

That's pretty smart for a prank. You'd keep calling your phone and go crazy trying to figure out where it was ringing from.

tranced_ 45

Monday 6 June 2016 22:17

it would be more difficult if the phone profile was set to silent mode.. I usually have the silent mode on most of the time.

feven 32

Monday 6 June 2016 22:24

#8 Assuming the phone wasn't on silent mode.

fhksuaifk 16

Monday 6 June 2016 22:15

Okay Dwight.

james_logan 19

Monday 6 June 2016 22:15

I can imagine peeling off the duct tape and finding sticky residue all over your phone. Coworker be like "It's just a prank bro".

stangbang92 17

Monday 6 June 2016 22:22

Come on this isn't an FML. It was just a funny prank. In a month you'll find it funny. Unless of course your being bullied in that case report the situation to the manager.