By Bella0304 - 06/09/2014 18:02 - Canada - Boucherville
The Top
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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States
Wrong place, wrong time
By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States
Looking good
By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States
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By roadie42 - 25/05/2015 03:15 - United States - Farmington
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Hey, OP here! The vet was worried that he might have a concussion, so they gave him shots to prevent/reduce any swelling. I think he also received a sedative for the x-ray. Anyway, he's doing just fine now...back to his normal happy self. And he got some turkey in the end for his trouble :)
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By rj - 06/03/2011 05:42 - United States
Weirdo
By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia
By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel
By BrokeInCT - 09/06/2009 19:13 - United States
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I'm the OP. For the record, I was NOT flirting with the interviewer, nor was she flirting with me. ~Angela~
By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 17:38 - United States
Double trouble
By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 06:21 - United States - Yucaipa
Doofus
By wobbles - 04/12/2009 05:28 - United States
By keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh
Souvenir
By VacationRuined - 16/06/2013 23:22 - Japan - Tokyo
Drunken rampage?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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By leadwriteafw - 03/11/2016 18:35 - United States - Mansfield
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Hey y'all OP here- I wasn't really expecting for this to get published! Just here to answer a few questions. First off, this obviously didn't just start happening today, it been an ongoing issue since February-- that's just how FML works. Secondly, I'm 17 years old which means I've been experiencing this all while in high school, which has been SUPER fun. But yes, I've had an MRI, several sonograms, lots of blood work taken and tested, and I took a very intense allergy test. The only thing all of that revealed was that I had a minor milk allergy. So I've completely cut out all milk (which FYI, you'd be surprised at how many things have milk in them), with still no change. I've tried several medications, some of which have provided their own not-so-fun side effects. But at this point I'm just trying to treat it with vitamins and by lowering my stress levels. All my friends and family know about, so I always carry a barf bag and tooth brush with me. Hopefully it will go away on its own, because it's really not as fun as it sounds. Thanks for your kind comments and helpful suggestions though!!
GET ME OUT!
By bluemonday - 17/04/2009 11:47 - Canada
By freakingout - 02/09/2015 21:10 - United Kingdom - Coventry
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OP here, wow didn't expect it to make it on here ? Well so far no change, she even asked me are you sure it's not part of you, like how often does anybody know themselves there. What? I know myself very well there and it's not normal. Got an appointment with the gyno for next week so should be all good :) thought it was suspicious I got an appointment within half hour of ringing...
By ang3l4 - 21/09/2016 05:28 - United States - Redding
By imonfmlnow - 13/08/2015 16:24 - United States
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Some of your comments kind of make me cringe, but this is FML so I guess I should have expected that. It was in fact not my boyfriends first time, not even close :P it was one of my first times, actually. He is the first person I've had sex with, and he knows what he's doing WAY more than I do. Anyways, he's just a really funny guy. He's confident and cocky and a goober and i love him. The first time we had sex I told him to talk dirty to me so he said okay and started whispering things like "the kitchen sink. The floor when I don't vacuum." And we both ended up laughing so hard we were crying. He's a fantastic guy, the love of my life, and I wouldn't leave him for anything. To wrap this up, why are people saying my expectations are too high? I've never had an ******, but I've given my boyfriend more than a few. I just wanted to know if I could have one, because I haven't got anywhere near an ****** yet in any sexual situations I've had in my whole life. I wasn't having false expectations, I think it's pretty normal to want to experience an ******. Anyway, thanks for reading!
Useful idiot
By taintedlover - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
By leah_kascar - 22/08/2016 01:45 - United States - Hialeah
Call CPS
By lyss - 16/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Pottsville
By Delanto - 06/02/2014 16:54 - United States
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Oh, trust me...the teen wasn't the owner. He didn't even look at me after the car rolled away, he just jogged off. The car luckily jumped a curb down the road and was stopped by a tree. I did phone the sheriff's department, the deputy took my info and the description of the teen. Haven't heard anything else about it nor did I see the owner (luckily).
By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia
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Hi, OP here..for those of you wondering I'm 16 years old and my mom doesn't want to get rid of Buffy (my cat) and honestly neither do I! My mom keeps saying shed rather get rid of me instead of the cat..lol I know she's probably joking and she loves me...but never get in between a woman and her cat!